Sack the stylist!

[Beena]

I genuinely thought that was some form of sex aid and couldn't work out the logistics.

And I'm absolutely with Ella on all of this shite.

[Luna]

What the? Did he make just the one. And gave it to his sister?

[Disco]

What is that chute for?!

[overthehill]

WTAF?! How is that a dress?

[Princess Morripov]

Could get this natty little clutch to go with it for a bargain £3995.

I reckon these brands/designers are just getting high and then having an absolute rip seeing if people will buy it. Perhaps there’s an insider competition to see who can sell the most ridiculous item for the most ££££.

[Luna]

My 5 yr old niece would love that.

[Livilla]

I can also see that being snapped up by a well-to-do drag queen

On the same topic, but slightly different angle, I hadn’t come across the brand Loro Piana until Meghan Markle stepped out in New York dressed head to toe in a cape and trousers from the brand. They have some stunning knitwear and outerwear, but the prices!!! Check out this cape. Yours for the price of a new car….

https://uk.loropiana.com/en/p/woman/cap ... rCode=B1B7

[Leap]

My 5 yr old niece would love that.

That’s it, it’s not even a new idea - isn’t that basically the same bag they gave an actual child in the Sex and the City movie a million years ago? And a million years before that they even had an episode eviscerating the bejewelled bag idea in general. Long enough ago to be ancient if it ever WAS in fashion, but recent enough not to be anywhere near revival.

[Tabitha]

I can also see that being snapped up by a well-to-do drag queen

Yes! She would be called Cherry Sundae.

[Marth]

What is that chute for?!

Poop chute

[Rosa]

Useful!

[Marth]

Useful!

[AshleyX]

I can also see that being snapped up by a well-to-do drag queen

On the same topic, but slightly different angle, I hadn’t come across the brand Loro Piana until Meghan Markle stepped out in New York dressed head to toe in a cape and trousers from the brand. They have some stunning knitwear and outerwear, but the prices!!! Check out this cape. Yours for the price of a new car….

https://uk.loropiana.com/en/p/woman/cap ... rCode=B1B7

That is completely obscene. So distasteful.

[Heebie Jeebie]

I came to post this frog foot ensemble that appeared in a Facebook ad this evening but compared to the last few pages, it's positively tasteful, in both price and style.

[Leap]

Oh RIDICULOUS. Both ugly and wildly impractical. If you’re not tripping down the stairs, you’re back in the nineties, soaked up to your ankles as soon as it rains and worn ragged everywhere they hit the floor. Who are these things for?

[Luna]

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[overthehill]

I don't know why, but that reminds me vaguely of 'Morph', the plasticine model from children's tv.

[Luna]

Why do they insist on these poses that make the models feet look enormous?

[Disco]

I don't know why, but that reminds me vaguely of 'Morph', the plasticine model from children's tv.

Morph's mate Chaz.

[emma_p]

Wasn't he called Chas?