Sack the stylist!

[smalex]

Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like

[Ella]

You lot.

[Marth]

Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like

A high-falutin fannoir

[smalex]

Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like

A high-falutin fannoir

BUT DARLINGGG I think it's more ylang ylang than patchouli

[Lily]

I did too! It just made a lot of sense that Gwyneth would sell something like that. And I bet she thinks her fanjita is full of "sophisticated warmth".

[ParisGal]

I thought the whole thing was a spoof! But it wouldn't surprise me given her obsession with selling (terrible and ill-advised) products associated with the vagina.

[smalex]

Well, exactly. It's not even the worst vagina related product she's flogged. There's a sentence you don't say very often

[Marth]

What other vagitems has she flogged?

[ParisGal]

Some kind of "egg" (I assume along the lines of those sex toy things or possibly perineum reeducation kit?!), and treatments where you "steam" your bits

[smalex]

Some sort of egg shaped stone you slipped up your Vadge and a steam clean, I think.

ETA Too slow!

[ParisGal]

Well up on the vag trends

[smalex]

Aren't we? :mog:

[Marth]

Steam clean! :mog: I've got a Karcher window hoover. I wonder if I could repurpose?

[Marth]

WHERE THE FECK IS :mog:?

[Lily]

Steam clean! :mog: I've got a Karcher window hoover. I wonder if I could repurpose?

It depends on the size of the window.

[Livilla]

I kind of enjoy laughing at how tongue in cheek Gywneth is about all the vadge-based stuff she hawks via Goop. This is the ad for her upcoming Netflix series

(and on a shallow note, I wonder if she's selling that dress... )

[Pippedydeadeye]

I’d hoped she’d gone for natural musks.

[Luna]

Whilst googling grey suede boots, I found these beauties.

https://www.justyouroutfit.com/grey-sue ... igh-boots/

[Derek Nimmo]

I can't imagine why they're in the sale :woteva:

[wendy james]

Bargain! Mine are on their way.