Sack the stylist!

[olive]

We need to get olive's sister onto TMT.

!!! Yes we do. Who can do this?

No way. Absolutely not. She's already such a liability on FB that it's only the threat of defriending and then posting naked baby photos of her that keeps her in-line.

[ParisGal]

Is that the stupid one from the original CSI wearing that panto outfit?

[Livilla]

Whay yes, Baukjen, I do try to look like Charlie Chaplin when I'm dressing for work. Baggy, long-line, cropped flared trouser suits really look polished, I find.

[Ella77]

Their styling is always so, so bad!

[ParisGal]

Lord, who would buy that? That slim and beautiful model looks terrible in it

[smalex]

There was something similar on the warehouse website, cropped flared grey trousers. Because that'll suit approximately no one.

[Kleio]

There are so many things wrong with this. It's supposed to be advertising the cardigan (pattern) but it's a couple of sizes too small, over a hideous dress/top and she looks pissed off!

[Ella77]

Has she been shot with Marge Simpson's makeup gun?

[overthehill]

I laughed so hard at that article. Those button skirts were all the rage when I was at school so, yeah, 70's. And the pirate tops, maybe a bit 'New Romantic', i.e. 80's.

Kleio, that girl looks like a zombie caught in the rain. Running mascara would complete the look nicely.

[Edith Bacon]

Has she been shot with Marge Simpson's makeup gun?

[la Fée Verte]

Has she been shot with Marge Simpson's makeup gun?

[Tess]

I know these aren't professional, but - oh.
Interesting headwear. A beanie with a veil anyone?

https://marketplace.asos.com/boutique/bluesuededress

[smalex]

Gosh :woteva:. Its all quite a... strong look isn't it.

[overthehill]

Mmmm ... "vintage", eh? Looks more like the contents of a dressing-up box.

[smalex]

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This would suit anyone.

[cluefree]

My year 5 primary school teacher had that exact blazer.

[Tess]

At least you know what happened to it Cluef.

[cluefree]

She paired it with bright orange wodges of blusher, too. I loved her.

[emma_p]

It's quite like the awful yellow plaid outfit in Clueless, yet worse!

[Little My]

It would be perfect if you needed an 80s clown costume.