The Mock Turtle

Its conceptual though isn't it, it's more art than fashion. It's not like people are going to start walking through Swindon in a floral quilted dress the shape of a condom, but you might be inspired or challenged by it, some aspects of it might filter down into more approachable fashions (or not).

£795.

That'll look cracking on the school run, mind.

Imagine the flailing if you suddenly felt a sneeze coming on.

https://www.warehouse.co.uk/gb/just-arr ... 3_color=88

Squeaky.

That is so disgusting. Mum and I were laughing at some of the Cos monstrosities yesterday such as this https://www.cosstores.com/en_gbp/women/ ... 22001.html and this
https://www.cosstores.com/en_gbp/women/ ... 63001.html

I mean, really.

Those are quite special. I know other people manage to pull off Cos and there's lots of enthusiasts for it , but I can't get on board with it at all.

There is some weird fashion at the moment. I just did a double take at a jewellery collection I saw being promoted on instagram. It's literally like stuff from1980s Argos catalogues but way more expensive.

We all had signet rings like that in the 70s!

Sloane women still wear signet rings on their little finger. I know a few .

Elizabeth Duke Many were the hour I poured over the ED section of the Argos catalogue, circa 1991.

I always wanted all the birthday gemstone stuff.

To go with Squirrel's coat up there...

I’d quite like one of those scarves for watching football

That does look super cosy.

Asos have a number of offerings like it Tex - have at it

If the model is that cold, she ought to put trousers on.

Squirrel wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:13 am£795.

Shrunken head fashion!

Duvet scarf

Do not inflate your lifejacket inside the plane as to do so will impede your exit!