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Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:18 pm
by smalex
Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like :lol:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:19 pm
by Ella77
:lol: You lot.

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:20 pm
by Marth
smalex wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:18 pm Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like :lol:
A high-falutin fannoir

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:21 pm
by smalex
Marth wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:20 pm
smalex wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:18 pm Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like :lol:
A high-falutin fannoir
:flirt:
BUT DARLINGGG I think it's more ylang ylang than patchouli :))

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:49 pm
by Lily
I did too! It just made a lot of sense that Gwyneth would sell something like that. And I bet she thinks her fanjita is full of "sophisticated warmth".

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:02 pm
by ParisGal
I thought the whole thing was a spoof! But it wouldn't surprise me given her obsession with selling (terrible and ill-advised) products associated with the vagina.

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:05 pm
by smalex
Well, exactly. It's not even the worst vagina related product she's flogged. There's a sentence you don't say very often :lol:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:06 pm
by Marth
What other vagitems has she flogged?

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:08 pm
by ParisGal
Some kind of "egg" (I assume along the lines of those sex toy things or possibly perineum reeducation kit?!), and treatments where you "steam" your bits :fish:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:09 pm
by smalex
Some sort of egg shaped stone you slipped up your Vadge and a steam clean, I think.

ETA Too slow!

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:11 pm
by ParisGal
:dotty: Well up on the vag trends :dotty:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:12 pm
by smalex
Aren't we? :mog:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:12 pm
by Marth
Steam clean! :mog: I've got a Karcher window hoover. I wonder if I could repurpose?

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:12 pm
by Marth
WHERE THE FECK IS :mog:?

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:16 pm
by Lily
Marth wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:12 pm Steam clean! :mog: I've got a Karcher window hoover. I wonder if I could repurpose?
It depends on the size of the window.

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:17 pm
by Livilla
I kind of enjoy laughing at how tongue in cheek Gywneth is about all the vadge-based stuff she hawks via Goop. This is the ad for her upcoming Netflix series :lol:

(and on a shallow note, I wonder if she's selling that dress... :)) )

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:31 pm
by Pippedydeadeye
I’d hoped she’d gone for natural musks. :lol:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:16 pm
by Luna
Whilst googling grey suede boots, I found these beauties.

https://www.justyouroutfit.com/grey-sue ... igh-boots/

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:22 pm
by Derek Nimmo
I can't imagine why they're in the sale :woteva:

Re: Sack the stylist!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:25 pm
by wendy james
Bargain! Mine are on their way. :weewee: