The Mock Turtle

Grazia style hunter never fails to crack me up - 9 times out of 10 I honestly think they look like bag ladies.

This is just a random selection, I was thinking more of one's I've seen in the magazine.

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/2014/12/st ... SgdyGpwZpU

The grazia looks are killing me but this one especially.

Nice. It's the Bernie Clifton look for the new Millenium. I agree about the distressing shoes on offer at the moment.

she injects extra personality by tying her laces around her ankles.

"Now tell me, is that genuine Muppet skin?"

Fabulous outfit. I love that as you scroll down the page and the picture reveals itself, you're thinking 'pretty...stylish....WHAAAAT?'.

£435!!

Oh fuck OFF! Are they for adults?

According to the Guardian they are amongst the top 50 best sandals this season.

The model is clearly thinking "Please remember I didn't choose this outfit"

I wish I'd kept the advert Banana Republic recently sent me, suggesting that I *wear a jumper as a scarf*. It looked as terrible in the picture as you would think.

What is that fluffy thing she's got on her bottom half? Those sandals are hideous.

The shoes of the youth in general are making me despair at the moment. So many pretty outfits - on people I see - with massive black clodhoppers tagged on at the bottom . No wonder all of my boyfriends in the 90s hated my shoes . Although to be fair most of mine weren't like these big black blocky sandals all over the gaff.

So not only do I have to wear stupidly high heels, I have to wear them dressed as an emu?! I am glad I'm not fashionable.

Oh, I took this photo a while back and never got around to posting it.
I think the model / photographer have to share the responsibility here too though

Oh, this too Although designer really rather than stylist.

There are a lot on this website, I know the designer really well and I love some of her stuff but don't get a lot of it. What's that gold boob tube? And the shapeless Arizona? I won't leave it up long as C is a really, really lovely person. https://claire christian couture .com/collections/ (remove the spaces)

How did I miss all these? Muppet skin is so true . Dics, my mate was a big fan of a black clodhopper back in the day . I used to call her tractor shoes.

Kleio, I get a broken link message when I click on that.

Tractor shoes

Kleio wrote:https://claire christian couture .com/collections/

This is what you need to c&p into the address bar and remove the spaces.

How have I not seen this thread before?! Brilliant