The Mock Turtle

Oh my gosh! The Cape blazer and puddle trousers!

The cape blazer seems to have a built in waistcoat subunit.

Oh lord, those trousers are vile.

Go home, H&M, you're drunk.
http://www.hm.com/gb/product/30003?article=30003-A

'suede earflaps' in the description has made me hysterical

Same Like that makes it better? I really wish they'd used a model. I need to see this perched on a beautiful, grumpy woman.

It's so fucking expensive too? £50! Fifty fucking quid.

Mmmm, mohair with massive plastic beads all over it.

That's amazing.

Vile! Plus nobody should be buying mohair any more after the cruelty revelations a year ago or so. That and it's naff.

Matching outfit?

You could wear both and be so dazzling people might have to go beyond "you look insane" and start thinking you looked amazing.

I wish I knew where M&S were going with with this one. They titled it "The Art of Strutting."

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart...
THRILLER!

I don't know what the fuck I am looking at.

They really are running out of ways to sell us clothes, aren't they?

The model looks drugged.

I'm enjoying this game. Fish gape fail!

(the 'fish gape' is apparently the new hot celebrity manner in which to hold your face for photos. I don't know if the term is one from the fashion industry or made up for the Daily Mail article.)

Flapper hair and a mini skirt to advertise a new sling?

That's an ad for the sling? I'd have thought it was for the outfit together with optional designer baby accessory.

"Wear this sling and you too will have time to give yourself a flapper hair style, all while taking good care of Buba! "

How bizarre