The Mock Turtle

It's a size 6 Kokadi Shabby Chic, 100% organic cotton, GOTS certified, Jacquard Bonded Deluxe. I'm surprised you didn't know.

Has it been recycled from the wall hangings of twenty-something "travellers"? Because I'm sure I've seen a similar design on the market stall in the village that also sells bongs, incense, and jewellery made from bits of wood.

What colour did you go for, Zooms?

all the colours. Obviously, I'll need different ones to match different outfits.

For all the Elf-lovers out there:

I'm just thinking 'Men in Tights', Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen ...

I'm putting that on Facebook That's Mr N's Xmas sorted. "I'm dressing you up as Aragorn. Stop complaining."

Zoomer wrote:For all the Elf-lovers out there:

I actually went HA HA HA HA out loud at seeing that.

This is Jessica Alba's luggage. Poor C3PO.

Bling!

Kate Middleton's dress last night was horrible and bouffy. At least it matched her hair
I much preferred her grey dress and sleek hair earlier in the day ;)

Oh no, I loved that dress, emma! I loved the big print, bright colours and general flounciness. I adore most of Erdem's clothes, though,if I won the lottery I would totally buy a couple of his day dresses.

That dress is too much . I like the whole look from the waist up only.

At first glance this looks okay, but the poor woman's feet make me want to cry and she's done her blazer up on the wrong buttons like a small child .

I love the print and colour of the Erdem dress, if it stopped just below the knee it would be lovely!

The floofy frill at the bottom is so 80s bridesmaid!

No, I don't think that print does anything for Kate. The colours are good, but it sort of overwhelms her a bit. (I don't like the floofy frill either.)

The flounce at the bottom is hideous.

Yes, the dress is nice until they attached a valance to the bottom.

The nail ring.

Armour for the fingertip.

"No, pull the pockets MORE. Not enough cameltoe!"

That's fugly.