Items to which I am allured

[Loralei]

Poor Emma. Can you please post a photo with today's paper?

[baargain]

I do have crocs but only for gardening and camping. And they are blue.

[emma_p]

If they came in Liv's size I'd order them right now so I could fight the urge that way.

[Livilla]

Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I am totally here for your transformation into Noted Kook

[Flora Poste]

Emma! who are you?

I thought that photo was you

Me too I thought you'd gone full on Art Teacher!

[Morganna]

Crocs remind me of an ex colleague who wore them for work, with a gathered skirt and a ribbon in her hair. It was not a good look - she always favoured a ‘let loose on a dressing up box’ approach.

[Pippedydeadeye]

If they’re for garden use only I see no harm.

[baargain]

Emma! who are you?

I thought that photo was you

Me too I thought you'd gone full on Art Teacher!

my reputation has got out of hand.

[Cerise]

Wait! We need Digs’ opinion!

[emma_p]

This is an old article but I totally think these women can pull off wearing crocs! https://www.manrepeller.com/2016/09/how ... crocs.html

[H1ppychick]

No. Just no. Every single one of those would be vastly improved by alternative footwear.

[ParisGal]

The woman sitting on the bar looks all round terrible, all the others look like they didn't think their feet would be in shot

[olive]

I also thought that was Baa in Emma’s photo.

Is anyone close enough to Emma to administer a socially distant intervention?

[smalex]

Are you trolling us Emma?

[Loralei]

Are you trolling us Emma?

It is the only explanation. I feel quite untethered!

[Skips]

The women in that link are all sharing the same pair. And yes, the one on the bar looks terrible and is pulling nothing off.

I keep toying with the idea of a pair of Crocs for the garden but then I remember they repulse me. I do need something easy to slip on and off though.

[Marth]

I also thought that was Baa in Emma’s photo.

Is anyone close enough to Emma to administer a socially distant intervention?

I can probably get there in about an hour.

[smalex]

The women in that link are all sharing the same pair. And yes, the one on the bar looks terrible and is pulling nothing off.

I keep toying with the idea of a pair of Crocs for the garden but then I remember they repulse me. I do need something easy to slip on and off though.

I've got some of those 'back door' gardening shoes which are basically crocs but without holes in them, and they are really convenient for the garden. Obviously I do also wear them with a pair of calf length socks and prance about on a bar too

[Ella77]

The police will understand if you’re stopped, Marth. God speed.

[Ruby]

Crocs are SO comfortable though.