The Mock Turtle

Ella77 wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 9:27 pm Ugh, unless he works in pathology, nope .

Professor, so not entirely unexpected.

This is all very disconcerting.

My 6 year old adores crocs and would wear them every day but he's a child so gets away with it. Crocs are not for adults unless you're in the garden I suppose.

My mum had the most hideous pair of clogs by the back door for garden stuff only, and they were so great I find myself wishing for my own pair all the time these days. I thought I’d have to find one of those freebie catalogues that sell garden kneelers and beige trousers with elasticated waists, but of course Crocs are the answer I tried searching clogs on eBay and all the first million results are just Crocalikes anyway.

C has also said Crocs are a divorceable offence, which will make it extra joyful on the day I inevitably find him shuffling into them in a pinch. My top memory of The Mum Clogs is my brother loping around in them, size 13 feet stuffed into brown mules like the world’s ugliest sister

One of my top memories is Martin from next door but one coming round in his wife’s crocs.

Emma is the epitome of style to me, so any comment on her current choice was just to be silly. But really, Crocs?!

Turtle Bean wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 4:26 pm To be fair Crocs are the most comfortable things in the world. And I'm not wearing tights ever again. We are imprisoned by fashion.

Bean. Have you tried Snag tights? I mean, I still definitely need to take them off as soon as I get home but you don't need to hoik them up during the day.

Our best man’s twatty wife wore crocs on her wedding day

With the full white wedding dress?!

Did she bedazzle them?

So..... I don’t know what I was thinking. They look absolutely awful

Noooo! Well, who could believe it

Emma!

Show us again!

emma_p wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:54 pm So..... I don’t know what I was thinking. They look absolutely awful

Let us pray!

I'm gutted I missed it but am not remotely surprised. You must have been having a crazy day

Oh please reshow!

I can’t believe I missed it .

Aw man, come on! Don’t be shy!

I don't think there ever was a photo. Obviously this thread would benefit from one though