The Mock Turtle

That's a total bargain. Predictably, I like all of those things.

I am pleased to report that I’m over my Orla phase!

But I tried that shirt on at a pop up in 2018 in a different colourway and always regretted not buying it.

You got a total bargain!

That is a great haul, Liv!

I love the jumper and am usually not an Orla person. It will look great on you Liv

*I kept scaring myself seeing my ancient face pop up unexpectedly so deleted the photo *

Good haul, Liv! I love that jumper!

That’s a fantastic haul.

I’m not over my phase yet.

That definitely looks like the same style, emma! I hate the regretted purchases, I have a few too.

I have ordered this as it's in the sale. I have a horrible feeling it's going to be much too short but I have been eyeing it up for ages.

I like that a lot, Lily. I have copied you and ordered the black. Not sure what I'll wear it with, though!

Or when we'll wear it!

My dress came but I think I'm going to swap it for the blue denim. I bought a cardigan earlier in the week that I can wear with it, but the cardigan is navy. The blue should arrive tomorrow, so I'll decide then.

I had also ordered a knitted skirt, but I think that might be going back.

I have gone back to the 90s

I approve.

I’ve ordered the Boden breton I liked despite all we said about them. It’s not due in until December which is fine because it’s quite spring like in colours, I think.

It is spring-like and also reminds me of the colours of liquorice allsorts. Boden bretons are too long for me

The denim shirt is (hopefully) one off the life-completion list!

Exactly! I will be Bertie Bassett.

A top hat now needs to go on my life completion list.

No! You will risk looking like a Steampunk Cunt.

This is what I’m aiming for.

Here, Pip: