The Mock Turtle

Oh, those are not nice.

Great idea but awful execution; you would have to be very brave to wear these.

They're trying to be all insta-model sexy but that does not translate to fat bodies no matter how bo-po one tries to be. Sorry but no, and I say that as an actual fat person who doesn't give two fucks about it all hanging out.

They say in the description about not having bits hanging out but they ALL have bits hanging out. I mean wear what you want but I like to be a little more contained and supported not flobbing all over the place.

I really hate the open laced cleavage ones. You couldn't do anything in them, certainly not swim, and even rolling over when lying down would result in at least being very uncomfortable if not exposure.

An aside, but I hate the idea that thongs are acceptable for swimming costume bottoms now.

Thongs in public are for people who reguarly wax their bumholes.

Wow, those are ugly.

I was watching Love Island (I know) and felt very elderly at the amount of underboob on show. That’s a thing now!

I think I quite like the pink leopard one (enough that I might buy it) but the rest

The pink leopard one is acceptable.

Turtle Bean wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:39 am Snag are doing swimsuits now, I was really excited. But they are all so awful.

I thought the same thing. They're disgusting. Hugely unflattering around the tits. And please recognise that I am generally in support of the Fat Community - I am indeed a member of that community - BUT one of the models in particular is genuinely very very very overweight and it does not make me want to buy one.

I thought that Ruby and felt a bit guilty. I am a signed up member of The Fats but it was a bit much.

The pink leopard one is the only one that is ok.

I have re-looked at the pink leopard one and it has cut-outs. I also felt guilty, Bean, but I don't think she looked nice in the swimsuit and I am sorry about that

They don’t leave anything to the imagination .

They say your stomach won’t be hanging out of the leg hole but that’s exactly what it does in the white/black leopard print one.

I am getting really tired of Snag. I know this is ridiculous but I can't open my social media without being assaulted by someone's flaps.

See recent post;

Also, although I absolutely get that their USP is quirky, the latest My Little Pony tights are giving me the squick. I can't believe they're so naive that they haven't heard of Bronies and their Twitter/Insta comments in general are crammed with ... fetishists. I am just a dull middle aged woman, trying to wear a jolly tight, not a sex-positive danger-hair, and it's all making me feel a bit uncomfortable.

Plus, I'm still a bit disappointed that their swimwear was so horrible.

Yet another company run by porn-addled young men. Period underwear companies are going that way too.

I think I’ll stick to M&S

Ruby wrote: ↑Sun Apr 24, 2022 11:45 pm not a sex-positive danger-hair

I've wondered for a while who they think they're selling to. I'm just a porky middle-aged woman who doesn't want my tights to pull my knickers down and enjoys a bit of a pattern.

I didn’t know, but could obviously make an educated guess, about what a Brony was, and did a google search which yes, confirmed my suspicions. My eyes!

With lots of brands these days I feel that they are so very keen to make it clear they don’t kink-shame that they’ve kind of lost sight of the fact that the whole point of a kink is that it’s not mainstream. Like many others of us, I just want tights, not sexy inspo.

Honestly. Bring back kink shaming!