The Mock Turtle

I think they meant “bunker” not “bungalow”.

Talking of strong looks...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... oclipboard

Oh dear GOD. How are you meant to wall down the hallway?!

How do people live in that level of faff.

That’s given me a headache.

I'm trying to work out how they manage to clean with all that stuff in the way

Wiggle wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 7:27 am I'm trying to work out how they manage to clean with all that stuff in the way

You can't can you, it must be smothered in dust

That is a person who really likes to buy things.

I don't know which I hate more

They're both an assault on the eyes, in completely different ways.

I'm no minimalist but I will never, ever, understand filling your house as full as that one though. It feels so overwhelming.

These houses .

That is truly awful! So much stuff and clashing patterns.

The shiny bungalow has, weirdly, made my toes really scrunch up. Eurgh.

Why has the bungalow got a square of carpet in the middle of the kitchen? I can't imagine using that outdoor shower, I'd never have the bottle.

How can anyone live in that house? There's no way they can use the front door!

There's probably some silly convoluted route in via a side door (hard to tell with no floor plan). It won't sell and then Phil will have to show up and tell them to stop that nonsense and declutter.

I'm sure you're right about the front door being out of action. I wonder who sits on the stools?

I kind of admire their commitment to the theme.

I'm always sitting in my hallway, staring at the walls. Aren't you?

No, but only because of a shortage of stools.

I hate it when there's no floor plan. I can't work out where all the rooms are!

Does anyone else find looking at these really anxiety inducing? I genuinely can only cope with this thread in very small doses, I don't know why it seems so stressful looking at someone else's house, it's not like I ever have to go there!

You'd hate my job Squizz I absolutely flipping LOVE looking at people's houses. I couldn't cope with living like that one though, it would affect my well being very quickly.