Strange & Unusual Houses

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Pretend you're on all inclusive holiday every day!

I love that they don't just have a light up dance floor, it's also got its own dry ice machine. And after your disco you can have a go on any bouncy castle you like before a quick visit to your own alpaca farm.
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I love it. It’s got everything.
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OMG the wide boy estate agents :lol:
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Morganna wrote: Thu Jul 06, 2023 4:14 pm I wonder who lived there?
From the look of the photos on the walls, Kayden and his two dads.

It's quite a house - I'm not sure I have the vocabulary to do it justice! The location is absolutely brilliant.
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Lola wrote: Thu Jul 06, 2023 7:55 pm OMG the wide boy estate agents :lol:
The Ryland Clark teeth! The use of "myself" when it should just be "me"! They're actual walking parodies.
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:))

Who on earth do they think would approach them apart from other total lad types who want to party & play pool? Then they remembered it might also be a family house & had children playing in the playground :lol:
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It's Colchester, you've just described their entire customer base. :))
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:))
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I kind of love it :lol: They clearly had a great time doing the video, which is brilliant if they've correctly identified the market. I'm just imagining the amazing parties the kids have there.
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Oh I love the video as well! :lol:
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If they lived locally I'd be forcing my kids to make friends with theirs. ;)

Not sure Corona is super luxury for all those close ups though.
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I think that would be an excellent holiday home for a week or so, but troublesome to live in permanently.

I’d like to know where the current owners are moving to.
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I like the fact there are three bouncy castles in the drive!
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Mountain Goat wrote: Thu Jul 06, 2023 4:14 pm And after your disco you can have a go on any bouncy castle you like before a quick visit to your own alpaca farm.
Sold! :disco: L has planned her future dream home (for when she's a pop star :)) ) but I think she'd like that one more.
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I can’t get the video to play. :(
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I think they did a cracking job with the video. Pink fizz - something for the ladies. ;)

The play barn is excellent! I would love that.
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How weird is this place! So much beige. And what's with all the leather chairs?

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My dream conference centre!
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It looks a bit like a fancy prison. Especially outside in the exercise grounds.
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Those people certainly liked marble! And beige. Yes, and leather chairs. Stunning views though.
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