Strange & Unusual Houses

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There's a handle on the ceiling above the bath, too :uhh:

ETA: And clocks are about the only decoration in two of the bedrooms! Definitely a brothel :lol:
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And some hooks further along on the same beam! Never did sex look so disappointing and transactional.
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Noooo :cry:
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I would never have put 2 + 2 together and made brothel! I'm so dim.
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Oh god! It'd have to be very cheap to make up for all the clients turning up for the first year before news got around properly.
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ParisGal wrote:Oh god! It'd have to be very cheap to make up for all the clients turning up for the first year before news got around properly.
Urgh, I bet a notice on the gate wouldn't be enough, people would be knocking on the door at all hours.
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A shrine to family photos and wall phrases.

Plus apostrophe placement on kitchen return.

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Kitchen! Just in case you get lost :love:. My mum and I quite often play cheesy quote bingo with rightmove houses :lol:
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I loathe those wall sticker quote things. All of them.

It is a bit overkill on family photos. I visited a friend last week and her (otherwise beautiful) house is like a shrine to their faces.
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Those quote things are awful!
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:mog: An immigrant from the Alps, perhaps?

ETA "bijou, stylish & modern"? :puzz:
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"There are many unique features that come with the property and have to be seen to be appreciated." :lol:

I was getting a bit panicky at the lack of windows. Finally, in photo 25, you get one. :panic:
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Wow, good luck to the EA selling that! What is with the thick black sealant around the sinks/bath/shower?
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Oh my god :lol:
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It's had the Full Swiss!
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That poor house :cry:
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Done so completely on every single wall must have cost a fortune and also reduced the square footage :lol:
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I dread to think what the walls would be like under all that.
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Its like a tribute to all the orange glory of Ronseal
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