Strange & Unusual Houses

Ginger · Post by **Ginger** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:53 pm

God, that's awful. All of these are. I bet it'd be great if you gutted it, but who could be bothered?

I'm also very tired, so when I read 'all these bathtubs convey' I was like, convey what? A Miss Havisham vibe?

Cosmopolitan · Post by **Cosmopolitan** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:34 am

Omg, it looks like a victorian insane asylum. That's awful!

humbugger · Post by **humbugger** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:59 am

smalex wrote:The ceilings look like someone died in the room above and wasn't discovered for months.

Yes!

The basin pedestal stuck out for me too. WTF?

Marth · Post by **Marth** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:08 am

The tin ceilings are amazing but I couldn't stand living anywhere that looked so decayed and dirty, even if it wasn't. I love some of the touches, but that place would have to be completely redecorated.

smalex · Post by **smalex** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:10 am

The encrusted basin pedestal would catch all the bathroom grime. Pubes a plenty.

Ruby · Post by **Ruby** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:15 am

Oh it really would.

And if there were any small boys in the house it would have a mist of urine too. Even if it was 2 miles from the toilet.

BonnyBlue · Post by **BonnyBlue** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:26 am

Urghhhh that place is revolting. She's actually painted it to look mouldy! And there's carpet on the kitchen walls!.....erghhh. It makes me itch just looking at it.

Ruby · Post by **Ruby** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:28 am

I quite like looking at it but I don't want to live there. It looks like Mrs Haversham lives there.

Korill · Post by **Korill** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:33 am

How could you tell when it was clean or when it was dirty? Would you ever know if you missed a spot?

Rebel Pebble · Post by **Rebel Pebble** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:36 am

I got bored eventually but not before clocking the hideous pedestal sink, the filthy ceilings and the floral arch in the garden with the decapitated head of a statue poking out of it.

And all that fucking yellowed knitwork hanging about just looks like tar-stained cobwebs to me. In fact I can't help thinking the whole thing is designed to try and make the house of an 80-a day smoker look retro instead of disgusting.

Cosmopolitan · Post by **Cosmopolitan** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:01 pm

I looked at the clothing website as well, it was very flowery.

nile · Post by **nile** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:23 pm

Speaking of flowery... nice understated wallpaper here.

How can you sleep in this? I'm getting a headache just posting it

cluefree · Post by **cluefree** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:24 pm

That makes me want to cry, Neil.

cluefree · Post by **cluefree** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:24 pm

It actually might be the visual representation of the hormonal headaches I get sometimes.

cluefree · Post by **cluefree** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:25 pm

Quick, burn it.

Ruby · Post by **Ruby** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:26 pm

I couldn't live with that.

smalex · Post by **smalex** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:51 pm

I actually can't focus on it properly. It's really horrible

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:56 pm

I like that they've hung a couple of pictures, as if you could ever focus on them.

Hazey_Jane · Post by **Hazey_Jane** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:38 pm

I love that wallpaper but only on one wall.

BonnyBlue · Post by **BonnyBlue** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:47 pm

That's horrific, you'd never sleep a wink in there!

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