Rattus Rattus

[Disco]

Good darts.

I didn't think a shovel would fit into the size of the space, Heebs, otherwise I would employ one too as I did last week when George Michael left a pigeon outside the backdoor.

[Disco]

Where's the hacksaw, plastic sheeting and bleach? And your alibi?

[rosy]

I wonder if the checkout person casually went out to the car park to take down Ruby's licence plate?

I hope you can get it sorted before Meghan and Harry get to "I do".

[Pippedydeadeye]

You are missing the full face mask and white jumpsuit thingy.

[Jet]

maybe she already owns those...

[Ruby]

We're going in tomorrow morning now. I think Partner is worried by my new-found zeal.

[Jet]

I bet he won't wrong you for a while.

[nineseven]

I've literally just watched the Breaking Bad episode where Jesse has to buy a plastic tub and gets inside it in the shop to see if it fits a human body. This is basically the same.

[Edith Bacon]

I've literally just watched the Breaking Bad episode where Jesse has to buy a plastic tub and gets inside it in the shop to see if it fits a human body. This is basically the same.

You need some lime[powder/dust/somethingorother]

[Luce]

Ruby, can you describe your current hair? Just to be safe.

[Squirrel]

You’re doing rodent disposal exactly right with the gloves. I had to do gloves inside a carrier bag whilst looking the other way, and when it was the rattus I did a sort of spade / dustpan combo with bleach chaser, also whilst averting eyes.

[Texaco Shirley]

I've literally just watched the Breaking Bad episode where Jesse has to buy a plastic tub and gets inside it in the shop to see if it fits a human body. This is basically the same.

You need some lime[powder/dust/somethingorother]

This is exactly what I was about to post.

[bramblerose]

You'll need something to cover your nose and mouth otherwise you'll breathe in dead rat fumes and be able to TASTE them

[Tsu]

I love the mallet.

[Ruby]

I panic-bought the mallet.

Ruby, can you describe your current hair? Just to be safe.

Let's just say that it wouldn't look good in a press conference.

I am trying to poke Partner awake. He was wrong and we should have done this last night.

[Elya]

I recently had to deal with a mutilated pigeon that was in the garden but this sounds much worse!

[bramblerose]

Will you be live blogging this?

[Marth]

Will you be live blogging this?

BTTRW

[bramblerose]

Will you be live blogging this?

BTTRW

I have no idea what this means

[Marth]

Will you be live blogging this?

BTTRW

I have no idea what this means

Better than the Royal Wedding