The Mock Turtle

How is that even allowed?!

I know! I think it was like that originally because almost all cases/tests were pillar 1 so they didn't need to break down pillar 2 really, but it's not been that way for a month or so.

I bet this is making Andy Burnham REALLY cross.

I hope he works up a head of righteous anger.

Part of me still hopes for home rule for Manchester. Well, home rule for the apocalypse stricken remnants of the north, maybe.

Don't leave us.

Soon there’ll just be Leicester left, a post-corona wasteland of people with wild hair.

God, that’s absolutely appalling!

The tri state area are making travellers from California and the South quarantine for 14 days which makes perfect sense. Obviously you’ve got some absolute bellends up in arms about it because why wouldn’t you want people travelling from the new epicentre when they’ve just managed to get things back in control.

And Charlie from Casualty leading a battered band of post-corona survivors (I still believe Charlie from Casualty will survive EVERYTHING).

He definitely will. It’s the never making eye contact that saves him, I’m sure.

And the sideways shuffling. I’m half convinced he’s a zombie already.

He, Ian Beale and Tony from Hollyoaks will be the only three men standing to repopulate the earth.

Farewell human race, in that case. :(

And with Audrey from Corrie the only women, she's too elderly to bear children. :(

Maybe Donna from 2 Pints of Lager will make it, she always seemed nails. Though, obviously, I am in favour of wholesale species extinction. Let the beavers rule the earth!!

RUDE.

I won't be going on one, but the tourist boats (City Cruises) are moving about again. It's made me weirdly emotional .

I get the emotion Ella. I bought something in a local gift shop today and they said they had been busy