Lord Sugar’s 2023 bunch of idiots

[overthehill]

Only just caught up with the shopping round last night. It's actually the first time I found myself shouting at the screen, "the florist's bloody told you it's a fossil, you idiot!" And then Reece said he thought she said "thistle". Twat. And the body cast of the belly button ....

[Hazey_Jane]

What is up with those fluffy eyebrows?

And that sounds like Shazia is setting herself up for getting fired

[overthehill]

Oh, God! As a biker, there is just so much wrong with both campaigns.

[rosy]

Both of these are terrible. Beyond terrible.

[rosy]

So one of them has a logo that says zif zaf, and the other one is appearing to push a cleaning product.

These professionals in the sector are going to crucify them.

ETA if Victoria put any more fillers in her lips they’d explode. :bitchy:

[overthehill]

The side stands! It's so obvious that none of them ride.

[Duophonic]

The one that looks like Adele always seems to have ideas. They're not all good but at least she's contributing

[Texaco Shirley]

They were possibly the worst pitches I’ve ever seen.

[sally maclennane]

The campaigns were awful, the winning one was hideously sexist, and the losing one didn't even have anyone riding the bloody thing!

Shazia made a right arse of it but Bradley was a sneaky twat, using the pitch to claim he wanted a different name. So unprofessional!

[sally maclennane]

Why is Reece not in Dubai?

[Hazey_Jane]

He pulled out. I don’t think the show mentioned it but I read it online

[overthehill]

Google say health issues.

[sally maclennane]

Some on Twitter saying he got drunk on the flight to Dubai and was kicked off the show.

[overthehill]

No loss.

[rosy]

The Sun (so not necessarily true) says that he was so drunk on the plane that he couldn’t take part in the tasks so the producers sent him home. :eek:

I can’t do the names - Megan? - I felt so sorry for her being seasick.

[overthehill]

Does anyone else think that Dani should have been brought back to the boardroom for the drinks issue?

[Hazey_Jane]

Reece has a face I would never tire of slapping.

[rosy]

The identikit bodycon dress/lip fillers of the women taking part is really starting to piss me off. It’s reinforcing a really outdated stereotype of women - not just in business but in everyday life.

[sally maclennane]

Does anyone else think that Dani should have been brought back to the boardroom for the drinks issue?

Yeah, I thought she was definitely at fault. Simba hadn't really done anything wrong. They kept on about Joe making a mistake by telling them the drinks were limited but they'd have figured it out pretty quickly anyway.

[rosy]

Reece isn’t even on You’ve Been Fired! Definitely sacked rather than chosen to leave.