The Mock Turtle

Chrishell would not be party to cheating. Nuh uh.

But this time next year they will be together, I am sure.

OOHH. That is TERRIBLE gossip

It’s horrendous timing for the announcement if it’s not related.

Ooooh, S4 she will have turned into the "bad girl". Like Sandy in Grease. Smoking and everything.

Little My wrote: ↑Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:39 pm Ooooh, S4 she will have turned into the "bad girl". Like Sandy in Grease. Smoking and everything.

I love this And Christine will be building that narrative whether it’s true or not.

I’ve also belatedly and only just this minute realised this is of course the BEST time for this news to be announced

So in theory, Chrishell is dating Gleb's best friend, Keo, and they went on a foursome's holiday to Mexico last week.

Blind Gossip says Chrisell and Gleb are actually together and both are maintaining fake relationships.

CHRISHELL, NOOOOOOOOOOO.

What?! That’s a lot of trouble to go to.

Ours not to reason why, Pippola.

I don’t want to believe it of Chrishell.

Gleb looks quite like Romain.

I know this is spectacularly missing the point, but why are people going on holiday during a global pandemic? Surely they can sneak around at home just as easily.

Pippedydeadeye wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 2:32 pm I don’t want to believe it of Crishell.

Nor me, but Blind Gossip is on the money SO often.

Edith Bacon wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 2:33 pm Gleb looks quite like Romain.

Ha! So true.

He does look like Romain!

Sneaking just makes it much worse. Gah! Crishell, I stuck up for you!

Me too, Little.

lazzbo wrote: ↑Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:56 am Chrishell would not be party to cheating. Nuh uh.

It's like we never really knew her at all.

Blind Gossip almost always get it right but honestly what a lot of faff.

OoooooOOh

I’ve also re-read the thread and I’m slagging Chrishell off from day one. I totes think it could be true as I don’t buy her wide eyed overly sweet persona.

olive wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 4:54 pm honestly what a lot of faff.

Yes! And unsustainable. Ridiculous.

I bought it because I do think these very twee, sweet natured people exist, but I am not convinced at all by this new development. I think if I were happily seeing someone new I would just go about my life as normal and let them find us*, not desperately announce it on Instagram with a posed photo and ‘confession.’

*Isn’t the current LA thing to call someone to pap you while you’re walking your dogs, making eyes at each other over your masks?

I am available for all sleb PR jobs that pay a fortune as long as this is all I have to do.