S3 Selling Sunset Chat (spoilers abound)

[Mountain Goat]

I delivered one thing a couple of hours ago so I surely have some slack on the next thing.

[lazzbo]

Loads!

Good dedication there, Zoomer. #thumbsup

[Mountain Goat]

Chrishelle and her "I can't believe that little old me is finally able to scrape together some pennies to buy my own house and feel secure!". It's $3.5 million! Life when she could only afford $2 million must have been hard to bear.

And Christine 100% faked that pregnancy.

[lazzbo]

Also, the idea that it can never be taken away from her. I don't want to burst her bubble by introducing her to the concept of repossession. Still, perhaps she owns it outright. #blessed

Why would Christine do that? And fake a near-death birth story. Whaaaaa?

[Zoomer]

Because she's a psychopath?

[Mountain Goat]

I just saw pictures of her on a paddleboard (Daily Mail) and there is zero scar. I can fully imagine her choosing to use a surrogate to save her own body, but it doesn't seem like her to not be competely bold about telling everyone that.

[Little My]

Because she's a psychopath?

I actually felt quite bad for her when she was (fake?) crying about the birth. God, I am so confused now. She probably did fake it. Someone report back on that research.

Vanessa is really bloody annoying me now with her tedious, and fake, sticking up for Christine. And her weird eye makeup.

I am halfway through, and more will be watched today, oh yes.

[Lola]

Well that’s my weekend sorted

[Mountain Goat]

THE DOG PARTY.

[Leap]

That barely even registered for me I must’ve reached a stage of acceptance with bonkers LA behaviour. The thinnest people on earth enthusiastically ordering salad with a side of fries? Yep. Fake pregnancy? Obvs. Dog party? YAWN.

You are all my people

[Leap]

Vanessa's view of Emma's food business is priceless (and 100% correct).

I meant to come back to comment on this as it was truly expert work by the producers “That’s…not an empanada.” It was beautiful.

[Mountain Goat]

But dog poems and storming out your own dog's party because Christine turned up and having to be told that your tantrum is ruining the fun for your dog child on her birthday. I love it. DOG TACOS*.

* I admit I've made sushi for my cats on their birthday. Never tacos though, I'm not crazy.

[Cazza]

I'm not even finished episode one and apart from Mary's face barely moving I also noticed her and Amanza seem a bit "spaced" at the lunch with Chrishelle.

[Lola]

Three episodes in here

I keep noticing the little glances between Chrishell & Jason and wondering how long they’ve really been together. I agree with Christine about the nice girl act too.

[Little My]

I noticed the glances too!

Christine's husband seems to be a total dick. "Isn't one of them divorced? She's been thrown away." Yes, they must be jealous, it can't be anything to do with your psychowife's behaviour..

I'm about to watch the last episode.

[Estrella]

I once made my dog a birthday cake. Like baked it with a dog friendly mix and carob “icing”. And have been guilty of buying dog cup cakes and cake pops. So I’m kind of team dog party.

I’m loving this season. So much drama. It’s like a soap opera. I don’t like Vanessa and her weird eye make up though.

[Little My]

Vanessa seems to have played the long game though, which I'm surprised by. It's like she gave Christine enough rope to hang herself with, and rushed her off for counselling (and told everyone).

[Mountain Goat]

It wasn't so much the fact of the dog party as what occurred during the dog party, primarily the poems but also all the drama. I do make up songs for my cats though so maybe I should wind my neck in.

[Cazza]

So now Heather Rae has been thrown into the mix with the mysterious guy who was diddling both Christine and Emma

Chrishelle is just beautiful. I love her hair.

[Estrella]

I’ve got a lot more time for Heather (and Tarek) after watching this whole season.