S3 Selling Sunset Chat (spoilers abound)

[lazzbo]

Chrishell is such a mean girl, she was obsessed with Mary in seasons two and three and now she couldn't give a shit! Now she's replaced her with Emma and they're unbearable, like actual teenagers.

[lazzbo]

(I've watched it all now).

[Little My]

But wasn't it Mary that backed away from her after she split from Jason? (I may change my tune once I've watched it all. )

[lazzbo]

That's what Chrishell says, but watch the last ep!

[Little My]

On it!

[Little My]

OK.. But there seems to be more to it than that. Mary could not be more up Jason's arse, and is upset other people aren't dancing to his tune. Meanwhile, where is it getting her?

And what is Brett actually doing? He's not even allowed an opinion by the looks of things.

I feel like this season simmered, but didn't go anywhere and we're due another 11 episodes immediately.

They did bring the house porn though!

[lazzbo]

Yes, more houses and I enjoyed that. Brett's clearly had enough and doesn't want to be in it any more!

It seemed to me that Chrishell was saying that she couldn't be bothered to try and get her friendship back on track with Mary. Charming! I also thought that she was basically saying that Mary was only into her work because she wasn't happy in her relationship. Whereas for Chrishell, apparently being happy in her relationship means that she can no longer live her actual normal life and has to drop everything all the time so that G can call her "baby" fifty four times a day.

Clearly, those penthouses are insanely overpriced and are never going to sell, I did enjoy that.

[lazzbo]

They all looked so thin and unwell, apart from Heather. Although her waistcoat outfit had me in stitches.

[Little My]

G is so cringy. Her advice does seem heavily weighted towards "fuck those guys, just hang out with me". I guess it doesn't help that Chrishell probably doesn't actually need to sell houses for a living at this point.

Mary should go off and be happy too. She said she wanted to start trying for a baby. Although if she did, I reckon Jason would still have her running around doing everything for him. Meanwhile also dating a foetus.

[lazzbo]

The scene in the music studio made me want to turn myself inside out with cringe.

Jason is such manbaby, his relationship makes a lot of sense. Mary does seem to be a workaholic, to no obvious benefit.

I want the next season already.

[Little My]

They do really need to cover a lot more ground in a season. They have left us hanging with poor Amanza.

I want to see more Nicole; she is clearly nuts. When she cornered Emma at the baby shower, it was hilarious how quickly she turned into the victim who doesn't want to make a scene. She starts it every time!

[lazzbo]

Absolutely! For someone who wangs on about how professional she is, she goes nuts at professional events.

Amanza doesn't have cancer, I saw on her Instagram. I didn't believe in that storyline for a minute. Or Chelsea's "I was an abandoned youth" chat on the beach. But Amanza has apparently blocked Chrishell on Instagram and will only refer to her as Terrina Stause (her actual name, Chrishell is her middle name, apparently), so clearly something has Gone Down.

[Pippedydeadeye]

I thought those two were so close! (I’ve not watched S5 or S6. I will though.

[lazzbo]

Do, Pip! Otherwise it'll just be me and Little My until the end of time.

[Little My]

They were close! Mind you so were Chrishell and Mary, of course.

Amanza was pretty angry about Chrishell's comment that Nicole was on drugs.

[Little My]

Do, Pip! Otherwise it'll just be me and Little My until the end of time.

Yes, more opinions please.

[lazzbo]

I absolutely loved that Nicole didn't deny that she was high as a lite at Mary's bachelorette party.

[Little My]

I'm going to rewatch the episode of Mary's bachelorette later (S2, E7 I think).

[Sky]

Jason turning himself inside out trying to convince Crishell, but mainly himself, that he's over her and into his new girlfriend. Mate, you look desperate asf and sound even worse with every breath, and she literally recoiled when you tried to hug her!

[Cazza]

I'm way behind. I'm on ep 4 and so far I'm thinking the houses are the best yet

Mary, despite some of her outfits, looks beautiful this season.

Is Chriselle the new Christine? Do they all still hate Davina?

Jason is the epitome of why it's never a good idea to shag your boss.

You'd miss Maya's no bullshit level headedness.