The Mock Turtle

No I cannot disobey the stabby pen.

James and tiny Welsh girl will be dancing to impress ROMA.

Right I am taking a break to get ice cream.

Am I too late to join?

Ooh, Helen and Gorks? I am pleased

Rosy
Sal
Epp
Liv
Skips
Hobbes
Squizz left yes?

Right which dancers have I missed?

Fleur and her partner will be blossoming on the dance floor with the support of LIVILLA.

Lovely lovely Hamza and the new girl whose name has escaped me already, have got Sally in their corner.

I’m going to cry all over again at Rose’s dance.

Me? Or did I not sign up?

You did and I thought I had stabbed you already. But no.

Oh excellent, thanks Bean, I have always liked Fleur!

Thank you for not stabbing me.

Thai is your regular reminder to watch Bros: When the Screaming Stops. Should be available on Netflix. Even if you weren’t a Bros fan- I most certainly wasn’t- it’s a brilliant film.

Matt Goss is not wearing a hat; I find this disconcerting.

Matt Goss looks odd though.

Matt Goss is bonkers isn’t he? Has he had a hair transplant?

His hair seems an odd colour.

And his dad could pass as his brother.

His hair is not only an odd colour, he must have had a hair transplant! He is going to be brilliant, and will have get on famously with Craig. Looking forward to those barneys!

His hair is either a transplant or a wig. He does seem odd. Anyway he and Nadia will be warmly looked after by HAZEY.