Lord Sugar’s 2023 bunch of idiots

[rosy]

Ready?

[sally maclennane]

I'm here!

There's always too many of them at the start.

[Hazey_Jane]

Ooh a thread for this year‘s Apprentice. I am a wee bit behind but they’re already all really annoying!

[Duophonic]

I'm here!

I'm so not a fan of enforced fun.

[sally maclennane]

Its unusual for the girls to lose the first task, isn't it?

[rosy]

Gosh, they aren’t really team players are they?

Although I suspect that’s how they are chosen for the show.

[Morganna]

They are all pretty awful, which is fairly standard, I suppose.

[sally maclennane]

A few trout pouts and a lot of laminated eyebrows!

[Pippedydeadeye]

Just from watching the past few moments, you’d never get a Badger now, would you?

[Panda]

A few trout pouts and a lot of laminated eyebrows!

And that’s just the guys!

The smugness of the winning team really annoyed me. I was so disappointed to see the women tearing each other down too, I thought we’d moved on from all that.

[overthehill]

Oh, no! I missed it. I had a spam order attack on our website - 1700 fake failed orders came in over the course of about 5 minutes! :eek: Rather spoiled the evening. I'll have to splurge some of my UK data allowance to catch up and set up the freesat box to record the rest of the series. (Mind you, I did that with the Bake Off and didn't watch a single episode, in the end.)

[rosy]

“We don’t have bao buns in Yorkshire” there is a whole street of Chinese supermarkets in Sheffield and an even bigger Chinese community in Leeds. Two restos/takeaways in Sheffield even have “Bao” as part of their names FFS.

[Hazey_Jane]

It is so disappointing that nearly all the women look the same

[Morganna]

Karren's face

[overthehill]

Bloody hell! I'm not great at maths, myself. But fucksake.

[Morganna]

It is so disappointing that nearly all the women look the same

Agreed. I don't know where to start with that one. The men all look smart and businesslike, but different from one another. The women are identikit and unnaturally so.

[Hazey_Jane]

This is sandalwood vs rosewood all over again.

I miss Nick Hewer.

[rosy]

Did they end up with only a kilo of fish? 2.5 g of fish per bun.

[Morganna]

High expectations? They look terrible! A little clean up isn't going to save those buns

ETA Oh.

[sally maclennane]

I can't believe the corporate client bought the boys' buns! They were awful, really messy, he seemed to think they were great though.