Lord Sugar’s 2023 bunch of idiots

[overthehill]

I cannot remember a less sympathetic group of candidates. They're utterly charmless.

[rosy]

I cannot remember a less sympathetic group of candidates. They're utterly charmless.

Definitely. I would get rid of the lot of them and start again.

I’m hoping for some smackdowns in the interview round, though.

[Duophonic]

I don't watch you've been fired but jumped over to it to see if Reece was on.

I knew nothing about his departure, Mr had heard on the radio (his small team listens to the radio at work, obvs I'm at home so can listen to anything I like) and didn't reveal anything until I asked 'where's Reece?'

This is the first I'm hearing that he was drunk. I assumed covid and he couldn't fly.

The seasickness was hilarious. Retching over the food. As was the limited water in a desert with the water vendor then charging them double.

So much went wrong it's really hard for me to pick a favourite moment but I agree with the charmless and identikit comments.

[rosy]

You're supposed to be aiming these at 6-8 year olds! The caterpillar team's product looks like it's aimed at toddlers, and the pirate team is talking about calories and is just a boring quiz.

The caterpillar team's lunch box would be impossible to use or clean.

[Duophonic]

Errrm I don't mean to be rude but the best bit was the end

[Hazey_Jane]

That was genius- well done that child!

Why does a lunchbox need an app? Or does everything need an app these days?

[overthehill]

Sohail deserved to be fired, but Bradley also needs to go. He's about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

[Kleio]

He really did need to be fired. The woman he had as sub team leader needs to redo her make up. It was so distracting (and bad)

I wanted to like Bradley as he’s a local lad but really, I dislike all of them. Normally by this point I’ve chosen someone I want to win but they’re all awful.

[sally maclennane]

I thought Marnie should have gone, her behaviour was awful and she had such a bad attitude.

[Hazey_Jane]

We went to Blist Hill on our school journey, I think when we were in the last year of primary school.

Does the thought of immersive theatre fill anyone else with dread? Let alone paying ca. 90 knicker for the privilege?

[sally maclennane]

Its my idea of hell

[rosy]

This is dreadful! Surely they should have found out the costs of things like the magician before discounting the tickets by half?

I don't enjoy immersive theatre. At French class the other week, another student was telling us how he went to an immersive James Bond event in London. His wife went to the loo and while she was in there, there was a thing where someone "got shot", and she was so shocked she was taken ill. I would hate that.

ETA this nonsense in the prison isn't going down well!

[Hazey_Jane]

The prison thing looks less worse than the other thing. Not better, just less worse

[Morganna]

I'm still catching up, but can you imagine buying a ticket for an historical tour and ending up being shouted at and made to run about with your hands on your head?

What has the magician got to do with any of this?

[Morganna]

Oh God - the vegans have got meat. If they get the GF one wrong they could kill someone.

They are utterly hopeless, aren't they? The burgers don't look as bad as the pies, but it's a low bar.

[sally maclennane]

Dani looks like a blow up doll with those lips.

[Hazey_Jane]

She does. The only one I vaguely like is Megan

[overthehill]

This is dreadful! Surely they should have found out the costs of things like the magician before discounting the tickets by half?

I just caught up, last night. Amazed that all the punters seemed to enjoy their experiences, in spite of everything.

I don't understand the general lack of communication between the teams. Are they only allowed 'so many' calls? It always seems that, if they forget to ask a critical question, there's no second chance.

The men have been such drips, this season. I'm surprised Bradley's still there. I've not warmed to any of the women either.

[overthehill]

Dani's group are off to a good start, branding 50-year-olds as thinking about their retirement!

[sally maclennane]

A face cream that stains your skin! Who wouldn't want that??