Lord Sugar’s 2023 bunch of idiots

[Lily]

That "man's story skin crap" box had an apostrophe missing. How did none of them notice?

[Morganna]

It was a rubbish slogan anyway. For your skin to tell you story, you have to have a story already, so how can you start it with face cream?.

[overthehill]

It was a rubbish slogan anyway. For your skin to tell you story, you have to have a story already, so how can you start it with face cream?.

Somehow the idea of one's skin telling a story doesn't sound very flattering.

[Morganna]

Yeah, minę would be written by Stephen King

[Hazey_Jane]

Surely this has to be the last episode before interviews and the final?

[overthehill]

Must be. There are only 6 left.

[Hazey_Jane]

Yeah Megan confirmed it.

OMG- she ate that.

[overthehill]

Why on earth didn't Simba raise his concerns about the amount of gravy while he was on the phone to Megan?

[rosy]

I don't think either team have grasped the idea that dogs need more protein than 18-20%. Idiots.

[rosy]

Incidentally, has any product invented by the candidates in any of the seasons ever made it to the mainstream? I can't think of one at the moment.

[overthehill]

Please let this be the end of Dani's lips.

[Kleio]

I don’t think Simba should have gone there.

[overthehill]

I think I hate Dani.

[rosy]

I missed some of the boardroom as the snow knocked out the Sky signal, but I think Dani should have gone, not Simba.

[sally maclennane]

I can't believe Dani is in the final!

[rosy]

I can't watch You've Been Fired bloody snow. I'll catch up with it tomorrow.

[overthehill]

The evil in me hopes that Dani has a shit business proposition and I look forward to seeing her torn apart in the interviews. But I realise, by having said that, she'll probably bloody win now.

[Hazey_Jane]

Why does Dani appear to have jaundice around her jaw and mouth? Is she wearing bad make up or is it an issue with my Telly?

[Kleio]

I thought that! I think it was very bad make up.

How could their business plans be so bad? Surely you’d have them looked at by someone before you applied. They all seemed to be such nothingy businesses too.

[sally maclennane]

It is all so fake, I know it always has been a bit exaggerated but it's awful now. And the businesses are all so "girly" - sweets, hair extensions, salons, cakes. I suppose Marnies is a bit different but even a gym is hardly unusual.