The Mock Turtle

Only just caught up with the shopping round last night. It's actually the first time I found myself shouting at the screen, "the florist's bloody told you it's a fossil, you idiot!" And then Reece said he thought she said "thistle". Twat. And the body cast of the belly button ....

What is up with those fluffy eyebrows?

And that sounds like Shazia is setting herself up for getting fired

Oh, God! As a biker, there is just so much wrong with both campaigns.

Both of these are terrible. Beyond terrible.

So one of them has a logo that says zif zaf, and the other one is appearing to push a cleaning product.

These professionals in the sector are going to crucify them.

ETA if Victoria put any more fillers in her lips they’d explode. :bitchy:

The side stands! It's so obvious that none of them ride.

The one that looks like Adele always seems to have ideas. They're not all good but at least she's contributing

They were possibly the worst pitches I’ve ever seen.

The campaigns were awful, the winning one was hideously sexist, and the losing one didn't even have anyone riding the bloody thing!

Shazia made a right arse of it but Bradley was a sneaky twat, using the pitch to claim he wanted a different name. So unprofessional!

Why is Reece not in Dubai?

He pulled out. I don’t think the show mentioned it but I read it online

Google say health issues.

Some on Twitter saying he got drunk on the flight to Dubai and was kicked off the show.

No loss.

The Sun (so not necessarily true) says that he was so drunk on the plane that he couldn’t take part in the tasks so the producers sent him home. :eek:

I can’t do the names - Megan? - I felt so sorry for her being seasick.

Does anyone else think that Dani should have been brought back to the boardroom for the drinks issue?

Reece has a face I would never tire of slapping.

The identikit bodycon dress/lip fillers of the women taking part is really starting to piss me off. It’s reinforcing a really outdated stereotype of women - not just in business but in everyday life.

overthehill wrote: ↑Thu Feb 09, 2023 10:53 pm Does anyone else think that Dani should have been brought back to the boardroom for the drinks issue?

Yeah, I thought she was definitely at fault. Simba hadn't really done anything wrong. They kept on about Joe making a mistake by telling them the drinks were limited but they'd have figured it out pretty quickly anyway.

Reece isn’t even on You’ve Been Fired! Definitely sacked rather than chosen to leave.