Olympic nails
- Turtle Bean
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Re: Olympic nails
My nails are still short down to the quick.
- Princess Morripov
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Have the not instantly overnight grown with the nail magic?
- Turtle Bean
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No. Therefore I decree that it is not magic AT ALL.
- Princess Morripov
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- Englebert Humperdizz
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Re: Olympic nails
so are mine but I am still painting them.Turtle Bean wrote:My nails are still short down to the quick.
Your Barry M glitter has arrived
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- Turtle Bean
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ooh lovely, will pm you in a bit re meeting up.
- Princess Morripov
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Yeah, Benny, your nails really aren't that bad, stop MAKING EXCUSES.
- Shoe
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Short nails can be painted too! Some colours even look better on shorter nails, I think.
Pov, you are awesome, as usual, we need a lottery win so we can start our business, or maybe just a lottery grant... Will they give us money to pain our nails do you think?
Pov, you are awesome, as usual, we need a lottery win so we can start our business, or maybe just a lottery grant... Will they give us money to pain our nails do you think?
- Princess Morripov
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Yes, because it's therapy. Like that bollocks when they stick needles in you and shit, or when you sniff random stuff, or eat pot pourri.
- Texaco Shirley
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I am not going to the Pov/Shoe/Benny salon if they're going to make me eat pot pourri
- Princess Morripov
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I will not make you eat pot pourri, just those Chinese Herbal Doctors make you do it don't they? And that's medicine or therapy or something, so I think we can argue painting nails cures all ills also. without having to drink freeze dried mushrooms with boiling water poured on them.
- Turtle Bean
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My plan, if I ever got to do this, was to see if I could be a visiting manicurist at old people's homes. I reckon the old ladies would like hand massages and maybe a bit of polish and someone to talk to for a bit. I don't know who would pay for it though...
- Texaco Shirley
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That's a nice idea Bean, I'm not sure you'd make a living out of it though.
- Princess Morripov
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That would be ace Bennington. Perhaps the nursing home that is charging £1000 a week per person could dip into their ridiculous profits?
- ParisGal
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That is already a thing, isn't it? I think it's a lovely idea, people in institutions need to retain their dignity and nice nails and hair and makeup would be a big help. Although, as you all say, I'm not sure the people who do it are paid anything
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- Princess Morripov
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They are nice little, Pickle. Your nails are looking good.
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This thread is fantastic for inspiration. I am in awe of the skillz.
Well done Povvo and Shoe.
Well done Povvo and Shoe.
- Pickle
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Re: Olympic nails
Unexpectedly small.
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This is a question I can answer! The next of kin is billed for it, along with haircuts, chiropody and a fuckton of toiletries and "sundries". Money goes fast when you live in a nursing home!Turtle Bean wrote:My plan, if I ever got to do this, was to see if I could be a visiting manicurist at old people's homes. I reckon the old ladies would like hand massages and maybe a bit of polish and someone to talk to for a bit. I don't know who would pay for it though...