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Livilla
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by Livilla »
There's a handle on the ceiling above the bath, too
ETA: And clocks are about the only decoration in two of the bedrooms! Definitely a brothel :lol:
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Ella
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by Ella »
And some hooks further along on the same beam! Never did sex look so disappointing and transactional.
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Smunder Woman
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by Smunder Woman »
Noooo :cry:
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by humbugger »
I would never have put 2 + 2 together and made brothel! I'm so dim.
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ParisGal
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by ParisGal »
Oh god! It'd have to be very cheap to make up for all the clients turning up for the first year before news got around properly.
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by rosy »
ParisGal wrote:Oh god! It'd have to be very cheap to make up for all the clients turning up for the first year before news got around properly.
Urgh, I bet a notice on the gate wouldn't be enough, people would be knocking on the door at all hours.
It’s like a normal midlife crisis only with more chandeliers and foreign languages.
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Mayday
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by Mayday »
Kitchen! Just in case you get lost

. My mum and I quite often play cheesy quote bingo with rightmove houses :lol:
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smalex
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by smalex »
I loathe those wall sticker quote things. All of them.
It is a bit overkill on family photos. I visited a friend last week and her (otherwise beautiful) house is like a shrine to their faces.
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by sally maclennane »
Those quote things are awful!
Christ on a bendy bus son, don't be such a fucking faff arse
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by Zoomer »
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ParisGal
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by ParisGal »

An immigrant from the Alps, perhaps?
ETA "bijou, stylish & modern"?

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Livilla
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by Livilla »
"There are many unique features that come with the property and have to be seen to be appreciated." :lol:
I was getting a bit panicky at the lack of windows. Finally, in photo 25, you get one.

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Mayday
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by Mayday »
Wow, good luck to the EA selling that! What is with the thick black sealant around the sinks/bath/shower?
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smalex
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by smalex »
Oh my god :lol:
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Ella
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by Ella »
It's had the Full Swiss!
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ParisGal
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by ParisGal »
Done so completely on every single wall must have cost a fortune and also reduced the square footage :lol:
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by Marth »
I dread to think what the walls would be like under all that.
Malan - We are not Slum People
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smalex
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by smalex »
Its like a tribute to all the orange glory of Ronseal