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Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like :lol:
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:lol: You lot.
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smalex wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:18 pm Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like :lol:
A high-falutin fannoir
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Marth wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:20 pm
smalex wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:18 pm Oh I assumed it was. I thought they just had high ideas about what their nads actually smelt like :lol:
A high-falutin fannoir
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BUT DARLINGGG I think it's more ylang ylang than patchouli :))
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I did too! It just made a lot of sense that Gwyneth would sell something like that. And I bet she thinks her fanjita is full of "sophisticated warmth".
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I thought the whole thing was a spoof! But it wouldn't surprise me given her obsession with selling (terrible and ill-advised) products associated with the vagina.
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Well, exactly. It's not even the worst vagina related product she's flogged. There's a sentence you don't say very often :lol:
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What other vagitems has she flogged?
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Some kind of "egg" (I assume along the lines of those sex toy things or possibly perineum reeducation kit?!), and treatments where you "steam" your bits :fish:
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Some sort of egg shaped stone you slipped up your Vadge and a steam clean, I think.

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:dotty: Well up on the vag trends :dotty:
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Aren't we? :mog:
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Steam clean! :mog: I've got a Karcher window hoover. I wonder if I could repurpose?
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WHERE THE FECK IS :mog:?
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Marth wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:12 pm Steam clean! :mog: I've got a Karcher window hoover. I wonder if I could repurpose?
It depends on the size of the window.
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I kind of enjoy laughing at how tongue in cheek Gywneth is about all the vadge-based stuff she hawks via Goop. This is the ad for her upcoming Netflix series :lol:

(and on a shallow note, I wonder if she's selling that dress... :)) )
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I’d hoped she’d gone for natural musks. :lol:
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I can't imagine why they're in the sale :woteva:
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Bargain! Mine are on their way. :weewee:
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