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Loralei
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:lol: Could have been so much worse though; I was wondering if you had rabbits.
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:mog: Beatrix, no!
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You put food from the floor in your mouth :lol:. You muppet.
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Beatrix. :lol: I also wouldn't have wasted a chocolate chip cookie. :)) Lettuce, yeah.
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:lol:
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Beatrix :lol:. That’s so grim.
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:cry:
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:mog:
If your back's against the wall, turn around and write on it.
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My car's air conditioning needs a new compressor which they say is £500, so this summer I won't be having any air con in the car.
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What is happening here?! :mog: PD's toilet, Ken making talc prints with her arse, Beatrix eating stuff off the floor. Pull yourselves together, people! I'm mildly hysterical at these last pages.
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10 second rule!!
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
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Bat Macdui
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Is that for food on the floor or the length of time required for a satisfactory arse/wall talc print?
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:lol:
If your back's against the wall, turn around and write on it.
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Bat Macdui wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:21 pm Is that for food on the floor or the length of time required for a satisfactory arse/wall talc print?
Could apply for both :))
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
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I kind of feel like I want to put an arse print on my bathroom wall with talc now.
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I'm sure I did full body talc imprints on the bathroom door.
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purple_dress wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:50 pm I like that the main kitchen bin now doesn't smell as all the food waste goes into the food bin, which then gets frequently emptied.

My FML is that my husband's colleagues heard me yelling 'I'M ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!' in full fishwife mode at my children who were kicking off in the garden and shouting for me :shame: And he was all like 'don't worry, they don't mind' :woteva: I MIND THOUGH!!
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Smunder Woman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:02 pm I kind of feel like I want to put an arse print on my bathroom wall with talc now.
I might do my bosoms.
Malan
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Flying ants in my house!!!
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OMG!
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