FML
- Bat Macdui
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Re: FML
Beatrix. I also wouldn't have wasted a chocolate chip cookie. Lettuce, yeah.
- bramblerose
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Re: FML
10 second rule!!
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
- Bat Macdui
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Re: FML
Is that for food on the floor or the length of time required for a satisfactory arse/wall talc print?
- bramblerose
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Re: FML
Could apply for bothBat Macdui wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:21 pm Is that for food on the floor or the length of time required for a satisfactory arse/wall talc print?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
- Smunder Woman
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Re: FML
I kind of feel like I want to put an arse print on my bathroom wall with talc now.
- Marth
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Re: FML
purple_dress wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:50 pm I like that the main kitchen bin now doesn't smell as all the food waste goes into the food bin, which then gets frequently emptied.
My FML is that my husband's colleagues heard me yelling 'I'M ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!' in full fishwife mode at my children who were kicking off in the garden and shouting for me :shame: And he was all like 'don't worry, they don't mind' :woteva: I MIND THOUGH!!
Malan
- Marth
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Re: FML
I might do my bosoms.Smunder Woman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:02 pm I kind of feel like I want to put an arse print on my bathroom wall with talc now.
Malan
- purple_dress
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Re: FML
Flying ants in my house!!!