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- Pippedydeadeye
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In my “virtual network meeting” earlier, someone managed to log in late, mute the main speaker and shout “she’s on mute!” to us all.
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I once yelled GET ON THE BED NOW officially to an off screen cat, and ostensibly to a bemused man's face.
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Mountain Goat wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:30 pm I once yelled GET ON THE BED NOW officially to an off screen cat, and ostensibly to a bemused man's face.
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- Heebie Jeebie
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You could get her trained up to dispose of them from the house though.
FML I decided to do a quick kitchen repair while my lunch was cooking. I now have superglue all over my granite worktops, fingers and teeth which I've been trying to remove since and also managed to pull off a chunk of veneer from the panel I was "fixing" which is now glued to another area of the worktop.
FML I decided to do a quick kitchen repair while my lunch was cooking. I now have superglue all over my granite worktops, fingers and teeth which I've been trying to remove since and also managed to pull off a chunk of veneer from the panel I was "fixing" which is now glued to another area of the worktop.
- Smunder Woman
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Oh dear. This sounds like my attempts at DIY I hope it can be sorted easily enough.
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Nail varnish remover got it off my fingers... Good luck!
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Well, if it helps you feel better heebs I accidentally left a glass of water balanced half off and half on my phone during the night, and when reaching dimly for the phone this morning for my early morning dose of gloom and dread, I knocked the glass over and it poured onto the lamp and the lamp died with sad flickerings.
I think you still win though because of teeth
I think you still win though because of teeth
- Heebie Jeebie
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I couldn't get the lid off the bastarding tube so tried to use my teeth and it all came flying out. For a short time I thought my tongue was going to get stuck to them. I should have stopped then instead of trying to carry on with the repair.
- Lily
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Oh Heebie you will laugh about this one day, honest.
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Oh God, Heebie!
I fully know that horrible panicked feeling when you think you’ve superglued yourself to something.
I fully know that horrible panicked feeling when you think you’ve superglued yourself to something.
Whilst this would have been AWFUL I am crying. imagine trying to mime what you’d done because you’d glued your mouth together.
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A girl I went to school with's mum once couldn't eat for several days after gluing her false teeth in because she had a new boyfriend and didn't want him finding out she didn't have her own teeth