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Ruby wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 5:40 pm 1. What is the worst present you have ever had?

Partner buys terrible gifts generally but I feel bad slagging him off. :lol:

Just tell us one crap present he bought you.

I'm sure I shared that Sb2's dad bought me a XXL man's black denim jacket just after I gave birth to sb2. I had never expressed an interest in outsize men's wear, or in denim jackets of any size.
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I've shared loads over the years. :)) He bought me a pink BabyG watch when I was about 35 once.
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Ruby wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 5:44 pm I've shared loads over the years. :)) He bought me a pink BabyG watch when I was about 35 once.
Class :lol:
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
I've already told you about the deep wrinkle cream (when I was 25), cellulite cream, red and black nylon thong and feminine wash, right?

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
I bought P a year's gym membership when he went to uni and had to give up his monthly direct debit. He said he didnt want to feel obliged to go all the time because it was a gift, I said of course he shouldn't. He went twice. Over £100 per visit. I was in an entry level job at the time :lg:

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Milk. I'll be especially happy if it is orange chocolate but pleased with any. I don't have refined confectionary tastes.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
Traditional, more is more, no colour scheme, no tinsel. I like ornaments that have meaning, so gifts or souvenirs of places we've been.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Yes, as long as they're not made by me :))

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Something to do, as long as it's not a list of chores :lg:

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Something to eat (which may be why the something to wear it tricky). I do love socks, scarves etc though.

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
I really want to, but no. I have the dexterity of a camel wearing oven gloves.

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
Hand creams, yes. Lip balms less so, and Berty will steal them anyway.

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
I strongly dislike bath bombs but love a bubble bath.

11. What would you hate to get?
Body lotion.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
Perfume.

15. Would you accept alcohol?
I will graciously accept anything I am sent :)) but I'm not drinking alcohol at the moment so it would be wasted on me.

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
Probably not, although I have really liked the unusual teabags I've had from Turtles in the past.

17. What would kill me?
Nothing. I am indestructible.
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
Probably the flatbed scanner Mr M got me for my 40th. I had asked for a fire screen, and when I saw the box I was sure that's what it was :sad:

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
I once got Mr M a game of Dungeons and Dragons, as I didn't realise what it was. He is not remotely geeky.

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
I don't like dark, but otherwise I love any and all of it.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
I love the idea of restrained and elegant, but still have decorations made out of loo rolls and cotton wool 20 years ago, and glittery santa baubles. so either would fit right in.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Yes.

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Either would be lovely.

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Either would be lovely.

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
I like knitting.

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
Yes.

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
I prefer bath oil.

11. What would you hate to get?
A flatbed scanner.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
I did, but they have closed up.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
Not really.

15. Would you accept alcohol?
No, thank you.

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
Yes, I am always looking for 'grown up' drinks that aren't booze. I also like hot chocolate in all its guises.

17. What would kill me?
Death. Otherwise, I can't think of any fatal allergies.
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I'm blatantly stealing Lora's formatting!


1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
An ornamental piece of drift wood or a bright pink top with dogs on it.

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
A hotel chocolat thermos flask and hot chocolate for my SIL :mog:

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Dark (nothing with nuts, I'm not allergic, I just don't like them)

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
In between. There's no tinsel on my tree, but it's definitely not elegant. I've got lots of fake gingerbread people, candy canes and felt Christmas puddings, that sort of thing.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Yes, and if you feel like making a Christmas decoration to go on my tree, go right ahead!

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Either

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Either.

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
I try, but I'm not very good! I always feel like there's a crafty person inside of me, I just haven't found my talent!

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
No to hand creams as I always forget to use them. Lip balms are something I never have when I come to need them!

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
Love a bath bomb, though I suspect J would steal it.

11. What would you hate to get?
Anything with a prosecco quote on it.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
Perfume

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Yes, definitely, but I would pass it to D, as I haven't drunk alcohol since before I was pregnant.

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
Hot chocolate

17. What would kill me?
Nothing
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You are immortal?
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Oh, more questions!

11. What would you hate to get?
I dislike almonds, aniseed and coffee.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes, and I like lairy earrings. Nothing dainty

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
Jewellery and perfume would be great, but i have gel nails so no need for varnishes

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Always :look:

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
Yes, apart from coffee.

17. What would kill me?
Nothing I'm aware of.
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
I am very easy to please so I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad present. My cheating ex used to buy me jewellery which was more expensive the more guilt he felt, which was like winning employee of the month at a job you despise.

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
Thoughtless Bayliss & Harding gift sets to people I don’t care about but feel obligated to buy for.

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Dark, preferably with orange or other citrus. I don’t really like milk chocolate and positively dislike white chocolate.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
I have a white artificial tree and every year I decorate it very tastefully, in just one or two colours and take a picture. Then I go mad with tinsel and lights and tacky ornaments, so that it looks like Santa and all his elves have vomited Christmas over it, because that’s how I like it. I have a couple of treasured ornaments including two previous SS gifts and they always take pride of place.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Very much!

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Either - I am very easy to please.

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Either! But I don’t eat wheat, so please don’t send toast. I’m a wheelchair user full time now, so I don’t go out of my house much these days even without the coronabollocks - so although I like gloves & scarves, I wouldn’t get a lot of use out of them. But I would still love them if that’s what you send.

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
I spend a lot of my time sewing, embroidering, knitting and crocheting clothes, quilts, soft furnishings and accessories. I probably have ALL the gadgets, but one can never have too much fabric or yarn or kits, and a new craft would be interesting.

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
Yes. I like tiny things though not as much as Disco does ;)

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
I don’t have a bath, only a shower. I don’t have sensitive skin, really.

11. What would you hate to get?
Anything mint or synthetic strawberry flavoured.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes; three in each ear.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
Accessories are always welcome as I am a complete noob with them. I’m like the anti-Prue as I don’t know how to wear things but I would really like to. I mostly have gel nails on as I got a kit last year so I do them myself.

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Not just accept, I’d welcome it. Except gin, which unfortunately makes me cry.

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks? I don’t drink coffee or black tea but anything else would be great.

17. What would kill me? Wheat, penicillin, cephalosporins. Please don’t send mouldy toast. :))

Anything my Santa sends will be loved & appreciated because TMT SS is more than a gift exchange; it’s something that binds us as a community. It may be that I’ll be forced to be alone this Christmas so this year the Secret Santa will be extra special to me. But no pressure, this is fun.
It’s like a normal midlife crisis only with more chandeliers and foreign languages.
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
I can't think of anything...

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
I don't do this!

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Milk.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
I like both.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Depends what they are. On the whole, I'd say yes!

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Something to look at.

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Something to wear.

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
No, I'm very uncrafty.

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
Lip balms yes, hand creams not. I don't buy anything that's not cruelty-free.

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
I don't like the.

11. What would you hate to get?
Anything lavender-y or aniseed-y.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
Not perfume, but jewellery or nail varnish would be nice/

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Yes!

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
I only really drink tea and don't like herbal or fruity ones.

17. What would kill me?
A machete. Or Elastoplast. Or nickel.

And, thank you, Santa!
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Turtle Bean wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:29 pm Please add any you would like to be answered.

1. What is the worst present you have ever had? A dusty used candle in a work Secret Santa.

2. What is the worst present you have ever given? I once gave someone some mascara as part of a SS, without realising that they wore false eyelashes.

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate? Milk is my favourite and then dark. Not a big fan of white chocolate.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?! My tree is traditional, over crowded and mostly decorated by the children

5. Do you like homemade gifts? Yes

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at? Either!

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat? Oooh, either

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort? No, I have zero crafting talent

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms? Yes

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy? I like them but they don't get used much, I mostly have showers.
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indigo wrote: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:25 am.

11. What would you hate to get?
Anything nutty as I don't like the taste, I don't like gin either. I'm also afraid of mushrooms

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes. I absolutely love earrings. I like different stud type ones. My favourite are some rainbow hearts but I think I've lost one. :(

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
The only jewellery I really wear these days are earrings. Love perfume and nail varnish

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Yes!

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
Not really

17. What would kill me?
I am allergic to lilies and plums but I don't think they'd kill me

Thank you, Santa!
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
A pair of earrings where one was clearly broken

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
Slippers when I was told the wrong shoe size, for my MIL

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Milk

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
Traditional with everything except actual tinsel

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Yes!

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
I probably have enough to do and don't need to add to the list :)

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
It's no secret I like to eat :lol:

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
I am not remotely crafty. I wish I was. But I do like playing with foody things and decorating cakes

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
Only hand creams but I have loads

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
I love all bath things including bath bombs

11. What would you hate to get?
A wool scarf - wooly things irritate my contact lenses

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
I don't do my nails and tend to stick to a few select pieces of jewellery

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Yes I love a cocktail or a glass of fizz


16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
I drink approx 40 cups of tea a day and like a nice bedtime tea as well. Also obsessed with tomato juice :)

17. What would kill me?
Hopefully nothing

I agree with rosy that this is so much more than a gift and I will love whatever I receive. TMT ss is such a brilliant Christmas tradition and just being part of it is brilliant.
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Yes, I have never not loved a SS gift. :love:
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
I once had a great aunt who, when I was a child, used to bestow the most hideous cat ornaments upon me. She was adamant that I had to collect something, some of them were truly awful even at the age of ten. :lol:

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
I thought it was a great gift, but I got MIL a Jo Malone like, basil & mandarin perfume & candle set as a wedding thank you present. I found the candle (expensive three wick!) stashed unused in the back of a cupboard four years later. :no:

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Milk or white.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?
Both! We have the tasteful matching silver decorations MrD used before I can along and added my Paperchase atrocities and the kids’ works of arts have improved things further.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Yes!

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Something to do, probably.

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Something to eat, all day long.

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
Not at all crafty but I wish I was. I like colouring in but have a zillion books already.

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
I don’t use hand cream and I have a lot of lip balms on the go.

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
Lush is amazing, say no more.

11. What would you hate to get?
Novelty items.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes, but I rarely wear earrings.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
I chew my fingers nails right down :( so don’t have much use for nail polish. I wear jewellery even less now than before Covid but perfume would be a winner.

15. Would you accept alcohol?
Yes, an espresso martini or a Baileys would be great!


16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
I cannot get on board with fruity or floral teas, as much as I want to. I only really drink coffee shop or coffee machine coffee. So maybe not.

17. What would kill me?
I am not risky to buy for!
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Questions 1 & 2 this year are inspired, there are some great stories coming out here.
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
My auntie once bought me a pastel pink sweatshirt. I am very definitely not a pastel pink kind of person. AND MrA likes to give me gifts like a pan scrubber or a pair of rubber gloves (not as my main present, thankfully) which I do not find even remotely funny. It seems to have stopped after I threw them back at him a couple of years ago, though. :ella:

2. What is the worst present you have ever given? I try to give thoughtful presents but the smoker I bought MrA got used once.

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate? Yes please, but only a little white thank you.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?! Both really. I loved the Xmas sloth that I got from my SS last year, but also like the traditional blown glass decorations or an individual one-off design.

5. Do you like homemade gifts? Yes

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at? Either are good

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat? Probably to eat :))

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort? I am absolutely hopeless at most crafts, so have basically given up trying. I would love to be able to make something nice but when I realised not only the Brownies but even the Rainbows were more talented in this area than me, well :cry:

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms? Absolutely!

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy? I’m more of a shower person, so they are a bit pointless.

11. What would you hate to get? Nothing springs to mind.


12. Do you have pierced ears? Yes, but I have far too many earrings already. But I haven’t got any sloth ones! :lol:

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish? Not perfume.

15. Would you accept alcohol? Yes, I like the little bottles of gin or vodka so I can try out new brands and flavours.

16. What about non-alcoholic drinks? Coffee all the way! But not flavoured.

17. What would kill me? If my Secret Santa present went missing! Nothing other than that.
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1. What is the worst present you have ever had?
Most things from ExMrB's parents. They didn't get me, really. Recently R bought me a jetboil. :lg: I concur it's a genius piece of kit but I think it should've been a joint camping purchase, not a present. :verm:

2. What is the worst present you have ever given?
Microwave. :look:

3. Dark, white or milk chocolate?
Milk or white. Dark if it's ordinary, none of this posh 90% cocoa with stuff in it rubbish. I have pedestrian tastes. I like Maltesers and Crunchies mostly.

4. Traditional tree with lots of tinsel or restrained elegant tree? Or in between? Or both?!
We don't usually have one, as we're away. This year I may get the comedy wooden hippy one out. So think ethical, nature-y, made of acorns or something. I don't have 'to keep' decorations.

5. Do you like homemade gifts?
Yes!

6. Would you like something to do or something to look at?
Either!!

7. Do you prefer something to wear or something to eat?
Either

8. Do you like doing crafts, if so what sort?
I knit a bit. I fancy trying crochet.

9. Do you like tiny hand creams and lip balms?
Nope, sorry, I'm not good at that stuff.

10. Do you like bath bombs or do they make you itchy?
I like an epsom salt bath or a ludicrously bubbly bath. I don't think I've ever used a bath bomb. :))

11. What would you hate to get?
Nothing I'd hate really. Not fussed about make-up, perfume, that sort of thing.

12. Do you have pierced ears?
Yes but I have surgical steel ball closures that never come out.

14. Would you like jewellery or perfume or nail varnish?
I don't do my nails. I quite like a thong tree of life on wood type bit of jewelry or beady bracelets.

15. Would you accept alcohol?
No, ta.


16. What about non-alcoholic drinks?
I drink a lot of chicory coffee these days. It's not amazingly inspiring, so don't buy it for me or anyone else, ever. :))

17. What would kill me?
A snog from Mackenzie Crook. But in that good way. (I've been watching the Detectorists and have a new crush, sorry world).

Seriously though, I have loved all my SS gifts and they're always such a joy. And though the questions never seem like it, I am easy to please. I like feeding and watching birds, nature walks, reading, smelly candles, ordinary chocolate, hoofing about up the moors in woolly hats, nice stationery.
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Bat Macdui wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:10 am A snog from Mackenzie Crook. But in that good way. (I've been watching the Detectorists and have a new crush, sorry world).
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Apparently he's in an awful sounding Roman v Druids thing called Brittannia as a druid. :lol: It's on my watchlist for cold November nights.
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