Juvenile Jibber Jabber
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Voluntary homework!
In a similar vein, I mentioned at the dinner table last night that I'd watched The Proposal recently (we were discussing comfort tv). The conversation meandered a bit and then J said, "Mum, you know that film with Mary Bollocks?" I was just about to give him a [Mary] bollocking when P put two and two together and interrupted me, saying, "Sandra Bullock! He means Sandra Bullock!"
In a similar vein, I mentioned at the dinner table last night that I'd watched The Proposal recently (we were discussing comfort tv). The conversation meandered a bit and then J said, "Mum, you know that film with Mary Bollocks?" I was just about to give him a [Mary] bollocking when P put two and two together and interrupted me, saying, "Sandra Bullock! He means Sandra Bullock!"
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Mary Bollocks!
I watched The Proposal too recently and was mildly horrified/ annoyed by the scene of Mary Bollocks falling around naked after the shower scene.
I watched The Proposal too recently and was mildly horrified/ annoyed by the scene of Mary Bollocks falling around naked after the shower scene.
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Me too, Olive! I couldn't think of anything other than how awkward that must have been to film; way worse than a sex scene (Although I think Mary and Ryan might have been dating at the time? Which would probably make it marginally less horrific.)
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I’m glad I wasn’t the only one with the same thoughts running through my head!
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I mean. I am always going to call Sandra Bullock, Mary Bollocks from now on.
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Are you absolutely sure he did not say that on purpose? I would be very suspicious.Loralei wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:08 pm Voluntary homework!
In a similar vein, I mentioned at the dinner table last night that I'd watched The Proposal recently (we were discussing comfort tv). The conversation meandered a bit and then J said, "Mum, you know that film with Mary Bollocks?" I was just about to give him a [Mary] bollocking when P put two and two together and interrupted me, saying, "Sandra Bullock! He means Sandra Bullock!"
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Mary Bollocks and gay porn Beatrix, that seems like one of those that you can't unhear once you've misheard it
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MARY BOLLOCKS.
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You should always call it a gay porn in future.
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Gay porn
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Cube is doing well this evening.
Then general chit chat about nicknamesMe: I’m starving
Him: yeah me too
Me: well, at least I’ve got a reason - I’m on my period
Him: Well, I’m on puberty and that lasts longer for a week
Betty: I’ve got loads... Liz, lizzy, Betty, lilabet...
Me: Err, who calls you Liz and lizzy?
Cube: well, whoever it is, tell them to get their house in order as mum is coming for them
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He's sharp, that boy!
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W and I walked down the road today. We passed a girl in his year at school. I said hi to her nan but the kids looked away from each other. Afterwards, I said 'why didn't you say hi to A?'. Will looked a bit awks and then said 'well, because we used to be girlfriend and and boyfriend but now we're ex boyfriend and ex girlfriend' (he isn't in the same bubble as this girl so its at least a year since any of this). So I asked why the broke up...' well, I wanted to play with my friends' ...'and she wanted you to play with her?'... 'yeah, I was torn. It was very difficult '
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Oh bless his cotton socks