What I'm not saying out loud in 2021 (IWLTS)

[smalex]

IWLTS: I've always thought you were a prick and today you proved it.

IWalsoLTS (to someone else entirely): I shouldn't laugh but I suspect you moved down there to be further away from his daughters and now they've both bloody moved there

[Lily]

Smal

[smalex]

The first is a dad st school, who swore at me and my friend (if you weren't blocking the FUCKING pavement...) for having the audacity to be stood on the pavement (absolutely loads of people stand on the pavement because there's NOWHERE ELSE we're allowed to stand because the playground is still forbidden fruit), and there's an unused bus lay-by that everyone spills out onto so I really don't know what his problem is.

The second is my MIL who I'm sure pushed to move to WSM in part to move away from her step daughters and one, and now the other has moved down there eventually anyway

[Toast]

Jira is great! It’s part of the suite of products my company support so I’m heavily biased but I do genuinely think it’s very good (providing it’s been set up correctly!)

[Livilla]

I like Jira too, Toast - I have a bespoke set up on it and it works really well.

[Toast]

Sorry, that was a bit of a random post from me there. I do think it's great though (and would be happy to help anyone who needs it).

[Pippedydeadeye]

It like you’re all talking a completely different language. I like your enthusiasm for it Toast!

[Loralei]

ServiceNow was a contributing factor in my leaving my last job. I was just slightly triggered at the mention of it (Obviously that was more to do with my company's handling of it, as always, rather than the product. )

[Toast]

I'm sorry I've made everyone talk about software! I was trying to think of an IWLTS of my own to bring things back on topic but I haven't got any. Someone come up with one quickly!

[Kenickie]

We have service now for all our IT stuff and I hate it so I hope the new place has something different.

[Bat Macdui]

I had to write about SeviceNow the other week.

If you would like be distracted, Iain Banks has been dead eight years! EIGHT. Christ, with that an 80 year old Harrison Ford appearing on Twitter I feel OLD.

[Bat Macdui]

Though, also, good job IB's not around, he'd have combusted by now.

[Turtle Bean]

I love ServiceNow

Ha, me too.

[Wiggle]

Harrsson Ford has been spotted filming the next Indiana Jones film here in North Yorkshire.

IWLTS have the decency to turn up to a meeting that you rescheduled.

[Toast]

Rude, Wiggle.

I've thought of one. Just show me a bloody floorplan! I don't want to see shome ridiculous 3D effort (although I appreciate some might find them useful) or interactive walkthrough. I just want an old-fashioned floorplan so I can, you know, look at the plan of the floor.

[Tits McGee]

80 year old Harrison Ford

No!

IWLTS: Maybe you weren’t invited to your distant relative’s wedding because they had to limit numbers due to the pandemic? Or maybe it’s because you drone on endlessly about yourself and everything you say is either boastful or horribly negative? Who’s to say?

To the grandmother of one of L’s school friends, who regularly talks at me at the school gate.

[Pippedydeadeye]

I’m pretty sure L doesn’t go to my nephews’ school and yet you must be interacting with my MIL.

[Tits McGee]

I’m pretty sure L doesn’t go to my nephews’ school and yet you must be interacting with my MIL.

[mischief]

Good luck buying him out working 3 days a week or have you already got someone lined up to pay the mortgage

[Dáire]

Asking us to write fake positive Glassdoor reviews to drown out the truthful, candid and scathing negative ones is pretty much a sign they're right.

Also the positive ones are so hollow and through-gritted-teeth in style they're as funny as the negative ones. Reading the column, you can imagine besuited stakeholders frantically tapping out 'there are no cons, what a company, love being part of the family'