FML
- Kleio
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- Joined: Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:14 pm
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I’ve come to softplay as the weather is still awful and Elf is feral. I’d packed some orders I needed to finish and thought it would be a great time to get them finished then I left them at home.
So now I’m here, bored out of mind knowing I could be getting on with something that would have paid for the visit today.
So now I’m here, bored out of mind knowing I could be getting on with something that would have paid for the visit today.
- Marth
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- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:11 am
- Location: London - but not by the sea. Nowhere near it in fact.
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Hah hah hah. I wished someone I only barely know a happy birthday on Facebook and was distracted. I've just seen I sent her this :
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Malan
- Pippedydeadeye
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I bet Shaz is really touched, Hun.
- Chicky
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- Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:35 pm
- Location: Narnia
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Years ago when I used to commute to work by train there was a guy who used to get on the same train as me called Creepy Jeff. He worked at the same place I worked (so I knew he was called Jeff) and I called him Creepy because he was always on the same train as me, regardless of whether it was my normal train or I’d decided to go in early or late. One morning I went to the station but there was a problem on the line so I went into town to get a coffee and then decided to go home and work from there, as I was walking home there was creepy Jeff, walking behind me even though it was about an hour after my normal commute time. Anyway I started driving to work not long after that and forgot about him. Today I have got the train to work for the first time in about 5 years, I’m just on the train home and sat down in a seat. Lo and behold who comes and sits down next to me!! He’s reading a book about murder with a magnifying glass too
- Lily
- Picker-Lily
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- Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:28 am
- Location: The Wilds
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Did Creepy Jeff speak to you?
Severn Trent have doubled my water bill FFS - I'm convinced there must be a leak. Before they send out an engineer I have to do a slow flow test or whatever which involves reading the meter. After 20 minutes of my failing to pull the cover off with various kitchen implements, in the freezing dark, a couple stopped to help me. This bloke in a posh suit and gloves got on his hands and knees to dig the stupid thing off and when he eventually did so ... It turned out to be the wrong fcuking meter.
Severn Trent have doubled my water bill FFS - I'm convinced there must be a leak. Before they send out an engineer I have to do a slow flow test or whatever which involves reading the meter. After 20 minutes of my failing to pull the cover off with various kitchen implements, in the freezing dark, a couple stopped to help me. This bloke in a posh suit and gloves got on his hands and knees to dig the stupid thing off and when he eventually did so ... It turned out to be the wrong fcuking meter.
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