That's not a real name!
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I went to school with a guy called Liam Ince who obviously earned himself the nickname lean mince. Himself and his friends were pulled over by the police one night (7 of them in a Ford Fiesta) and when he was asked his name the cop thought he was taking the piss and hauled him down to the station until his Father came down with ID.
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Savannah wrote:I used to get regular email updates from a Jenny Taylor.
I've said it out loud and I still can't get it? :remedial:
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- Rebel Pebble
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Genital(i)a.
- Daphne
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Customers at my old work - Fanny Cumming and Mr Gay-Cumming.
Have another custard cream, Father, it's what they're there for.
- Princess Morripov
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Ooh Jenny Taylor! One my school friends married name is now that and I can't believed the piss take opportunity has nit happened
Sandy Balls - friends of my parents went there on holiday years ago and bought my parents mugs back from there and for years my mum used to ask for her coffee in her sandy balls mug, she probably never noticed it was a bit rude
Sandy Balls - friends of my parents went there on holiday years ago and bought my parents mugs back from there and for years my mum used to ask for her coffee in her sandy balls mug, she probably never noticed it was a bit rude
- Savannah
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I used to work with a woman, whose husband was a policer officer.
He was PC Bill
He was PC Bill
- Bambideer
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I love Wing Man! & Jenny Taylor made me snigger.
Names I have laughed at (usually work colleagues:
John Thomas Organ
Ivor John Thomas
Phil Hole
Richard Head
Richard Brain
Wayne Keane
Chris Lyons (sealions)
Names I have laughed at (usually work colleagues:
John Thomas Organ
Ivor John Thomas
Phil Hole
Richard Head
Richard Brain
Wayne Keane
Chris Lyons (sealions)
not knowing the rules for gender in the Spanish language is more feasible than not noticing that your horse doesn't have a penis
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Is she some kind of idiot to have changed her name to that? She brought it on herself.Princess Morripov wrote:Ooh Jenny Taylor! One my school friends married name is now that and I can't believed the piss take opportunity has nit happened
- Bambideer
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I forgot that one week I had paired C Lyons up with Neil Harden for assessments that M would have been running. I think he managed not to laugh in their faces either
not knowing the rules for gender in the Spanish language is more feasible than not noticing that your horse doesn't have a penis
- Jet
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I may just be a big child, but I just came across someone with the last name Orefice which made me sniffer
- Princess Morripov
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Clearly! Mind you I hadn't even noticedla Fée Verte wrote:Is she some kind of idiot to have changed her name to that? She brought it on herself.Princess Morripov wrote:Ooh Jenny Taylor! One my school friends married name is now that and I can't believed the piss take opportunity has nit happened
- Happy Sandwich
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I know of an old lady called Pearl Silver. OMG! CUTENESS.
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I have to do this all the time, I actually just asked my boyfriend about Orson Carte and then it clicked I also had to ask about Teresa Green, which I couldn't fathom at all as to me Teresa is Te-rees-a not Tree-sa.Luna wrote:I was thinking what's funny about Jenny Taylor.. until I said it out loud
Desiree Mousse is an awesome name, though
We had a customer last week called Barry Cool, that caused an earworm in the office and we used to have somebody in our global address list called Manish Khunteta. Plus somebody really very senior in my company is lumbered with the first name Brackett
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:child:Jet wrote:I may just be a big child, but I just came across someone with the last nameOrefice which made me sniffer
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Stupid phone I did not sniff her
Half-ten?! Half-ten?! I've never been up at half-ten! What happens?
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I've come across three Trinitys, two Neos and a Morpheus at work. But honestly, there are some really bizarre name choices you see some people giving their children round here.boom-chika-waa-waa wrote:I know it's not in the same vein but at the school I work at there's a child called Morpheus. I can't hear his name without wondering why his parents did that to him. I don't care how much they like the matrix, I bet little Morpheus will grow up to hate it.