Dutchie
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by Dutchie » Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:41 am
Arrietty wrote: ↑ Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:03 pm
I’m never going to be able to move house
That's what I was thinking! :lol:
That is a seriously weird house. With so many rooms!! Although I do like the deck and pool...
Ella
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by Ella » Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:22 am
I think it's horrible!
emma_p
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by emma_p » Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:44 am
It's so 90s! And not in a good way. I mean I know it's a B&B, but it's not homely at all.
Glint
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by Glint » Fri Nov 26, 2021 10:28 am
I don't mind it as a b&b, but the wood is too orangey for my liking and the reception desk is a bit much.
Cerise
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by Cerise » Fri Nov 26, 2021 10:29 am
Yes, it’s not nice. It *could* be but isn’t.
Texaco Shirley
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by Texaco Shirley » Fri Nov 26, 2021 11:52 am
I don’t like it either. The communal rooms are OK for a B&B but the bedrooms are all out of proportion. I think the ceilings are so high it makes the rooms look tiny.
Lola
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by Lola » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:17 pm
I think I’ve seen that on a property programme. It’s horrible though.
Pippedydeadeye
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by Pippedydeadeye » Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:23 am
“Vaguely inherited” English.
Philip looks like quite the guy.
Marth
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by Marth » Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:36 am
"Filled with wildlife and absolutely stunning features this property has to offer, it will be a waste not to find out more below"
Wildlife rampaging around the rooms and hallways!
That is some dodgy writing :lol:
Malan - We are not Slum People
Estrella
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by Estrella » Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:43 am
It’s the weirdest property description ever! I also never noticed Phil’s “I’m crazy, me!” photo.
Rosa
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by Rosa » Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:55 am
It's horrific! Not for me, Philip.
Ella
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by Ella » Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:04 am
It looks somehow as though the people who live in it can't afford to live in it.
ParisGal
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by ParisGal » Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:32 am
Is the black chair in one of the first bedrooms pictured some kind of disabled aid?
Estrella
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by Estrella » Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:43 am
It’s one of those massage chairs they sell in the middle of shopping centres here for $$$.
Ella
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by Ella » Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:45 am
They inflate to help "prevent" DVT or something too, I think? I might be imagining that.
emma_p
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by emma_p » Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:47 am
Was it some kind of a holiday park? People paid to go there????
It's quite frankly terrifying.
Also it says it was last sold in 2021...?
emma_p
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by emma_p » Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:48 am
"Dust has been nullified from the house."
Is this a thing??
Princess Morripov
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by Princess Morripov » Fri Jan 07, 2022 10:46 am
Oh my god! That house is horrifying! Where to even start. Love that Phillip chose the red murder hallways with finger prints all over the creepy mirrors as one of the first photos.