This evening I looked up at the living room window to see the words “SUK a dick” in small letters on the glass
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BM had written them with a spy pen, BACKWARDS so they would have been legible from outside….or at least legible for any spies walking by with their spy pen black lights on
I was so shocked I didn’t even think to use any euphemisms and just asked her point blank “did you write suck a dick on the window?!” then sent her off for cleaning products. She was just about holding it together until she saw me taking a photo to send to her Dad (who would find it hilarious) and the shame completely overtook her and she ran away for a sob, convinced she’s the worst child in the WORLD
I had to leave her sobbing for a bit because I didn’t want to laugh right in her face
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but she did eventually calm down and clean it off, with the promise it’s never spoken about again. Honestly though, what was she thinking?!
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